Definitions by Xreader

Chefsassin 

A chef assassin

Our maid took out three home invaders last week.
What? How?
She apparently used to be a Chefsassin

Chefsassin by Xreader June 12, 2017

Dunt 

A dumb cunt

You fucking dunt!

Dunt by Xreader December 22, 2015

P.P.

stands for precious penis. the pens that will make all panties drop and pussys wet.

Yo dude, I showed off my P.P. and I got like 20 girls last night.

P.P. by Xreader December 15, 2015

Lollipop

When you pop a loli's (lolicon, a small anime girl that looks about ten years old but is often a women in her mid 30s-40s or just someone who is older than ten) cherry.

Dude I got a lollipop last night

Awesome, what flavor?
Um, no I fucked a Lolicon...
... I'm never talking to you again

Lollipop by Xreader June 23, 2015

Half-hearted horse

When a girl makes a sexual moan, but its delivery makes her sound liken a horse having trouble naying.

I was having sex with a girl last night, but she sounded like a half-hearted horse.

Half-hearted horse by Xreader May 18, 2015