half chub
Half erect penis
half chub by imanadultnow March 27, 2004
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Half Chub
person 1- "Look at Zacharia, hes always rockin a half chub in science class, how disrespectful of him."
person 2- "don't blame him, he has it all the time. He cant control it, hes currently being tested in a lab, but scientists cant find the answer"
person 1" why cant he just be like Danny. Danny always has a full rager"
person 2- "Danny and Zacharia are just two totally different species, but Zacharia is rockin the chinstrap beard like a legend!"
(danny starts singing just hold on im coming home by drake, whle zacharia continues to abuse wooden planks physically, sexually, emotionally and mentally)
the end!
person 2- "don't blame him, he has it all the time. He cant control it, hes currently being tested in a lab, but scientists cant find the answer"
person 1" why cant he just be like Danny. Danny always has a full rager"
person 2- "Danny and Zacharia are just two totally different species, but Zacharia is rockin the chinstrap beard like a legend!"
(danny starts singing just hold on im coming home by drake, whle zacharia continues to abuse wooden planks physically, sexually, emotionally and mentally)
the end!
Half Chub by zach biggery October 16, 2014
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half-chub by Wellington November 9, 2005
half-chub
A half erect penis, either a result of being only partialy aroused, or being paranoid of being caught.
half-chub
since a chub is a full erection that is thick in girdth, but not proportionate in length; a "half chub" describes anything between flacid and an all out boner.
half-chub by alkatraz54 November 18, 2005
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