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half and half and half 

A type of coffee so diluted by sugar, cream or milk that it no longer tastes like coffee, instead like milk and sugar, and has a beige or light brown color to it. The drink is typically concocted by those who want to appear as if they are drinking coffee but despise the taste.
Anne: Carrol is such a coffee poser, she'll only fill her mug with coffee halfway before she drowns it in milk and sugar.

Jill: Yeah, i hate the taste of her half and half and half.
Word of the Day on August 24, 2010
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Half and half 

A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex.
That was a cheap trick, he gave me fifty for a half and half.
Half and half by Chrono October 5, 2004

Arnold Palmer Half and Half 

The most delicious blend of lemonade and tea by Arizona teas. It was named after a famous golfer (Arnold Palmer), whose pictures are featured all over the can. This stuff has to have crack in it or some other addictive substance because I never stop drinking it. It's sooo good. So good I wrote an ode poem about it my junior year of high school for my writer's craft class.
Kristen: Damn. This is the best kush I ever had. You want a hit?
Sarah: Nahhh I'm good. I got my Arnold Palmer Half and Half right here and that's all I need.

half and half creampie 

As you reach climax while having vaginal heterosexual intercourse you dump half your semen load into the vagina, halfway through ejaculating pull your penis out of the vagina and quickly insert it into the anus where you deposit the rest of your semen load, thus creating the half and half creampie.
Christy :"OMG Mark!!! you feel so good inside me! I want you to come inside my Pussy and Ass! give me that half and half creampie."
Mark " Agghh god aaaghhh fsck aahghhh uugghhhh"
half and half creampie by pho0l June 19, 2016

Half and Half Party 

A party in which the guys “conveniently” forget to wear pants.

As first mentioned in a classic episode of Billups and McBride.
McBride: "Chet, you know what we should do?"
Billups: "What's that Gabe?"
McBride: "We should throw a half and half party."
Billups: "A half and half party? What's that?"
McBride: "Well, we get some kegs and then the guys show up first and we all start drinking. Then when the ladies show up, we say 'Would you feel more comfortable if we put our pants on?"
Half and Half Party by AGC via CH January 8, 2010

reverse half and half 

a sexual act where the man begins sexual coitus and finishes with ejaculating in his partner's mouth
I gave Susy a 'reverse half and half' last night! And she swallowed like there was no tomorrow....

half and half 

"I didn't want 2%, I wanted half and half."
half and half by kucitizen June 4, 2004
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