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Hakuin is the most funniest man on planet earth his biceps reach massive levels. He gets all the lady’s including you because of hair and his face and of course his huge massive bulge...Ing biceps He gives the best pounding you will revive way better the the one your dad gave you. You won’t come across much Hakuin’s but if you do be prepared to be amazed by the charm. But be careful, his charisma is so high that if you touch one you will see Jesus and the meaning of the universe.
Oh my God is that a Hakuin? “yes but be careful because they are too sexy”
hakuin by Jakajaj November 21, 2020
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hakuna mbadala 

(ha koo NAH — bah DAH lah)
Translation from Kiswahili to English: "There is no alternative."

Common usage is found among those aligned with or sympathetic to the LiFE™ Mission of ABiA Nation. It is mostly a stoically serious and sacred admonition, reminder, and encouragement to remember that the cost of freedom and LiVeration can be steep, yet the reward is priceless! Meanwhile, the failure to proceed and succeed is grave and often terminally dire.

It can often be heard uttered at the end of any order or assignment issued that is inherently dangerous and commonly thought of as unlikely, if not impossible to achieve.

It is, however, often used just as enthusiastically at celebrations of remembrance, victory, conquest, and achievement. In this use case, it is usually performed and heard as a rhythmic chant/incantation and/or call & response. The impromptu performance may be accompanied by strong dance and inspired, organically coordinated, sometimes syncopated chest slapping/thumping with the hand and/or fist until it becomes music and song. It is an often imitated style that is unique to the ABiAN Peoples.

The full embodiment of the sentiment of the Israeli Jewish peoples captured in their legendary "En Brera," is inculcated and alive within the understanding of "hakuna mbadala." There is no alternative.
"It is better that we should die on our feet rather than live on our knees. hakuna mbadala."
"Shut up and build IT! hakuna mbadala."
"Always remember. Never forget. Never again. hakuna mbadala."
hakuna mbadala by ABiAN March 8, 2023

Hakuna your tatas 

An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.

Hakuna Matata

can’t think of a sentence with hakuna matata in it :(
sorry for any inconvenience caused

Hakuna Matoddler 

It means no babies, for the rest of your days. A pact made between friends to restrain from ever producing offspring.
"Yo, Pumba, how many kids do you want to have?"

"Timon, Hakuna Matoddler! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matoddler! Ain't no passing craze
It means no babies for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matoddler!"

Hakuna Ma'Vodka 

You'll have no memories for the rest of your night.
Let us remember this party in Vegas! Hakuna Ma'Vodka!
Hakuna Ma'Vodka by Rambo Jesus September 16, 2016

Hakuna Matata Bitches 

No worries for the rest of your days...bitches

Used to bring your self up and further push some one down used to address a losing group mostly
I just picked up first place in the spelling bee, hakuna matata bitches
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