A client whom a hair stylist believes is loyal and faithful, but then finds out has been warming other stylists' chairs.
stylist Willie: hmm, it has been a while since you visited, and I remember you saying you needed a nice 'do for a wedding. And your hair looks curlier than it used to be.
client James: well, I found it more convenient to vist Ivan that time.
stylist Willie: You are such a hair slut - what does Ivan have that I don't?
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)