hairmet 

A helmet (like a bicycle helmet) that has an increased height in order preserve the hairdoo of the wearer.

"Actually its not a helmet, its a hairmet. It's got extra room built in so you don't mess up your hairdoo."

hairmet by Adrian E May 17, 2006

Harlett O'Scara 

a frightening and very unattractive transvestite of the promiscuous persuasion

Did you see that Harlett O'Scara? Whew, that's one double ugly tranny!

Harlett O'Scara by Herr Doktor Grauwolf December 31, 2008

Hairyet 

A premature female on the verge of sprouting her first short and curls.

There's nothing like drinkin' a solja and mowin' a hairyet's bizzy.

Hairyet by shinebox March 15, 2003

HairMetalAddict 

Petty, self-righteous moderator on Last FM and possible gay lover of bmxgamer. Has truly awful taste in music and no discernible sense of humor. Also Kurt Cobain once touched him in his swimsuit place.

Turn ons include bmxgamer, cock rock, Wicca, vegetarianism, music reviews, and hair spray. Turn offs include MySpace, substance, Christianity, industrial music, logic and freedom.

HairMetalAddict is the most hated moderator on Last FM for good reason.

HairMetalAddict by I killed Alice Cooper June 4, 2009

Hairless Cat 

A breed of cat also known as the Sphnx cat. Requires an open heart due to its 'interesting' look. With barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. Due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. Upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. Downside: literally inhales food and poops 'like a boss.' A very good pet to have around Halloween! :)

Mojo was a very UGLY hairless cat:
Geez man, what is that thing?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.

Sophie was a very PRETTY hairless cat:
Aww! What is that adorable creature?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or an ANGEL!!! :P

*Based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.* <3

Hairless Cat by iluvmybaldkitties November 8, 2011

hairnet 

A thin, usually black net, put on the head, used to keep the hair tight, avoiding spillage, food contamination etc. Used by chefs, cooks, waiters etc., also sometimes used by people with wigs.

"You’ll put on those kitchen whites, the glasses, and the hairnet."
Stephen King, 11/22/63

hairnet by gjordanov August 21, 2012

harlet 

Harlet is a way of saying whore.

That prostitute is a harlet.

harlet by shellshell441 November 8, 2005