Fairclothing 

Verb : To Faircloth
The act of a female vomiting during oral sex, and then proceeding to use the sick as lubricant to give a very messy finish.

Friend 1: "Your girlfriend is nasty!"
Friend 2: "Say what you want, she's a master at Fairclothing!"

Fairclothing by Anonymous222998 November 20, 2011

Faircloth 

simple... God among men but does not know how to put on a condom.

woman - oh my! you are so faircloth!

man - i know, i know

Faircloth by Faircloth December 16, 2008

samantha faircloth 

A hot beautiful lad with a nice hair style and very amazing blanket.

Ugh I wanna be with Samantha faircloth

samantha faircloth by Sammmmixxoo December 27, 2014

hairpothesis

A hairpothesis is an enthusiastic idea one gets about one's hairstyle that is promptly implemented often without good result.

What's the hairpothesis with that danceline ? They look like sea otters !! When they slap the floor and hoot like that it makes me think they're trying to get us to ignore their uniform new hairstyle !! Are they trying to look like that Robert Palmer video from the 80s ?? Tough look to get away with...

hairpothesis by joedaprogramma June 7, 2023

Faircloth

Someone who may be a handful, but his weiner sure isn’t.

“I heard that he is a Faircloth.”

Faircloth by SecondRateMemes May 1, 2026

Faircloth Hamplug

This is a secret menu item found at a popular baked ham restaurant specializing in honey-baked meats. Typically ordered when multiple bouts of uncontrollable diarrhea occur. The process is essentially where an entire bone-in baked ham is inserted in the anus and then the bone quickly removed. Leaving behind a plug made entirely of succulent ham.

I went down to Nogales for breakfast this morning and I've been on the toilet all day. Looks like I'll be ordering a Faircloth Hamplug for dinner tonight.

Faircloth Hamplug by Tnutbusterparfait December 11, 2025

kade faircloth 

The nicest blubbery dude that like his cat macaroni

kade faircloth -aden

kade faircloth by Aden Prothro June 7, 2018