hair bear

a person sporting an afro, large mass of poofy curls, or other gingantic hairstyle that approaches or exceeds the size of that person's head, often with a hair pick stuck in it for ornamentation.
Down in the front, hair bear!
by SmartyG September 08, 2006
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hair bear

also know as hurr burr, Derogatery Term used To Someone With Beautiful and long/big Hair.
Hahaha. Look at that pikey and all that hair. What a hair bear.
by Jedgreen February 14, 2008
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hair bear bunch

A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.
by ferdii6069 April 25, 2016
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Bear Hair

To have Bear Hair is to have hair that resembles animal fur on the top of your head. Some people with Bear Hair have been quoted on having an animal mounted to their heads, because their hair is that Bearish.
Jack: So have you seen Owen's Bear Hair, it looks like he has a dead cat on the top of his head.

Owen: Shut up Jack!

Jack: Get that hair soughted then!
by cazzatheapache May 07, 2010
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Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.
Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?
by benny b from the bronx August 17, 2007
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Bear Hair Rash

Also known as BHR, when a sleuth of gay bears, without shirts on, in a densely populated night club brush past each other with excessive force, trying to move around and pretend to be dancing , often making sexual innuendos to compensate for the lack
Of dance skills.
I have Bear Hair Rash, after a night of clubbing at a gay bear event and all the bears were rubbing their hairy body’s past me.
by Akrikaaners August 06, 2023
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Bear Hair

When a girls pubicare is severly clumpy and tall, aswell as having cum, sweat and other substances all mixed
"Did you know Dayna has 'bear hair' its really gross!"
by themixerupper September 25, 2017
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