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hair bear bunch
hair bear bunch by ferdii6069 May 29, 2016
Bear Hair
To have Bear Hair is to have hair that resembles animal fur on the top of your head. Some people with Bear Hair have been quoted on having an animal mounted to their heads, because their hair is that Bearish.
Jack: So have you seen Owen's Bear Hair, it looks like he has a dead cat on the top of his head.
Owen: Shut up Jack!
Jack: Get that hair soughted then!
Owen: Shut up Jack!
Jack: Get that hair soughted then!
Bear Hair by cazzatheapache May 7, 2010
Bear Hair
When a girls pubicare is severly clumpy and tall, aswell as having cum, sweat and other substances all mixed
Bear Hair by themixerupper September 25, 2017
Bear Hair Rash
Also known as BHR, when a sleuth of gay bears, without shirts on, in a densely populated night club brush past each other with excessive force, trying to move around and pretend to be dancing , often making sexual innuendos to compensate for the lack
Of dance skills.
Of dance skills.
I have Bear Hair Rash, after a night of clubbing at a gay bear event and all the bears were rubbing their hairy body’s past me.
Bear Hair Rash by Akrikaaners August 6, 2023
hair of the bear that mauled you
Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.
Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?
hair of the bear that mauled you by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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