Hail Storm

The Canadian equivalent of "making it rain"--throwing loonie ($1) and toonie ($2) coins as tips. May cause injury to performers.

We're hail storming at the gentlemen's club tonight

by ocanada December 31, 2011

Hail Storm

To pass a kidney stone in your ejaculate.

He was planning on giving her some throat yogurt, and hit her with a hail storm.

by thacoldest719 January 27, 2015

Hail Storm

A threesome involving a woman spitting a load of cum from one dude onto the other guy.

More descriptive Explanation: Two gentlemen and one woman. The woman is giving one man a fellatio, while the other man starts complaining or isn't interested. Upon ejaculation into the woman's mouth, she then turns around to spit it at the other man. Bam, you're hit by a hail storm.

Shit, I just got hit by a hail storm....take cover.

by DenverStorm June 29, 2009

The Hail Storm

is a sexual act in which you take ice and crush it up in your mouth, then with the ice still in your mouth go down on an unsuspecting girl, placing the ice one your tongue, on her pussy. then loudly exclaim "It's Hailing!"

Man last night i gave Jane The Hail Storm, she loved that shit.

by Justin Watts December 11, 2008

fart in a hail storm

When somebody makes a bad situation worse. usually used in reference to a child misbehaving when alot of other stuff going on.

Tristen was acting like a fart in a hail storm ,knocking over lawn chairs and fishing poles, when his grandma was trying to reel in a fish.

by fart in a hailstorm August 04, 2009

chocolate hail storm

Shitting on something or someone.

The landscaper told me I have an armadillo problem digging up holes in my yard. He recommended peeing on the holes to drive them away. I took it a step farther and gave them a Chocolate Hail Storm!

by Hootie79 August 16, 2018

Sweet jesus in a hail storm

1.Something you say when something is just unfucking beleiveable.
2.complete shock or excitement.

1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.

2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."

3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"

by tim3253265 July 12, 2006