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Hail Storm 

He was planning on giving her some throat yogurt, and hit her with a hail storm.
Hail Storm by thacoldest719 January 27, 2015

Hail Storm 

A threesome involving a woman spitting a load of cum from one dude onto the other guy.

More descriptive Explanation: Two gentlemen and one woman. The woman is giving one man a fellatio, while the other man starts complaining or isn't interested. Upon ejaculation into the woman's mouth, she then turns around to spit it at the other man. Bam, you're hit by a hail storm.
Shit, I just got hit by a hail storm....take cover.
Hail Storm by DenverStorm June 29, 2009

Hail Storm 

The dirty cousin of Golden Shower.

Lay on your back and have them drop their drawers and squat over you. Then they let it rip and drop a dump on ya.
Hail Storm by Daniel McRadcliffe December 15, 2023

fart in a hail storm 

When somebody makes a bad situation worse. usually used in reference to a child misbehaving when alot of other stuff going on.
Tristen was acting like a fart in a hail storm ,knocking over lawn chairs and fishing poles, when his grandma was trying to reel in a fish.

Sweet jesus in a hail storm 

1.Something you say when something is just unfucking beleiveable.
2.complete shock or excitement.
1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.

2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."

3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"

chocolate hail storm 

The landscaper told me I have an armadillo problem digging up holes in my yard. He recommended peeing on the holes to drive them away. I took it a step farther and gave them a Chocolate Hail Storm!
chocolate hail storm by Hootie79 August 16, 2018