Hagos 

This family is know to be the strongest family in the world. Not only that, but also their handsome men will steal your girl and you won't be able to do a thing. All you will be able to do is watch.

The go the hagos' stealing all our women.

Hagos by The Hagos' June 15, 2018

Hagos 

an over wieght Yangsta Asian who wishes he were black, macs on Deren's girl when in reality he is ugly as fuck, has -0.3 inch penis, has no luck with women, especially twins, constantly craving fried chicken, and hates on black when he wishes he was black, is thirstier than a dying Arab the Sahara desert, and masturbates to the pictures of girls in his pre-calc book and dragon ball z. while frequently engaging in vanilla tricycles.

Dude don't be such a Hagos

Hagos by Shinho Kim June 12, 2013

senai hagos moment 

someone who stinks and doesn’t shower and commonly has bad teeth

person one “bro andre pulled a senai hagos moment”
person two “i will be sure not to go near him”

senai hagos moment by Rizzasaurus rex March 16, 2023

Robel Hagos 

When a women of opposite skin color, vigorously fingers sexual partners butthole while sucking on their ear.

Hirruy gave me such a nice robel hagos last night!

Robel Hagos by Arsenhagos March 28, 2016

HAGSJKHYD 

Have a good summer. Just kidding, hope you drown.

you: My bff Janice wrote HAGSJKHYD in my yearbook, I get the HAGS part but....?
me: oh you sweet summer child.

HAGSJKHYD by _rusrs August 18, 2016

Hakos Baelz 

rat

person 1: have you seen Hakos Baelz
person 2: oh, you mean rat
person 1: yes

Hakos Baelz by Rat#20430 September 15, 2021

Alberto Halos 

Celebrity and teacher of advanced maths at an IB world school; also the deity of worship in many religions.

In the name of Alberto Halos!
All praise be to Alberto Halos!

Alberto Halos by pinjer October 3, 2018