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haggeater 

a creature that lives under your bed and eats haggs
haggeater is coming for you
haggeater by frecles June 18, 2019
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Haganater 

A guy who is constantly drunk, scared of gay people, works for a cable company and likes to fuck skinny white girls.
Will possibly end up in jail for murder or rape because of his unusual nact for making up stupid ass nicknames such as pumpkin and Haganater.
Example #1
Man that guy is wasted, what a fucking haganater.

Example #2
Guy1 - Yo check that guy out I think he is gonna fuck that skinny white girl, go Haganater!

Example # 3
Guy 1- hey man did you hear the nickname that guy gave me? it was so lame he called me pumpkin.

Guy 2- Yeah what kind of nickname is pumpkin, sounds gay to me, maybe he is in love with you and thats his pet name for you, what a fucking Haganater!
Haganater by Lamzaney February 28, 2010

Haggatroll

A nasty woman who looks like a hag & a troll
Look there's that haggatroll !
Haggatroll by Loopeelala August 18, 2015
A Hagget having the superior qualities of a Transformer.
And then one fateful day, he became a Haggetron; goofy yet stealthy as your mom in bed.
Haggetron by Slickity December 8, 2010

hawgtater 

Michigan country slang term for big Or a big tip in your lip
That’s a hawgtater or looking at that hawgtater
hawgtater by Ty Town October 24, 2022

HAGGSTER 

an old man or woman who coax's children into their lairs by offering them sweet sugary snacks such as worthers than brutally rub their crotch againt their bodies in an attempt to pleasure them selves.
"my god, that old haggster just offered me three worthers to get haggatised by that old slag"

"oh my god i just got haggathised by that old haggster"

"that old haggster man craven just pushed his boner againt my thigh"
HAGGSTER by ROB N ZEN January 21, 2007
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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