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hagelslag 

A bread topping.

Small chocolate sticks, usually not more than a centimeter long and about 2 milimeters thick.
Available in dark, milk and white chocolate and a whole bunch of other versions.
Very popular in the Netherlands.
Person 1; can you hand me the hagelslag please?
Person 2; Sure, do you want pure, extra pure, milk, white, mixed chocola-
Person 1; Just hand me the hagelslag!
hagelslag by MPADutch January 6, 2016
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Hageblak Ashiry

A death threat which is widely considered to be the most intimidating and powerful threat that a person can make; if someone says this to you, you must concede the situation immediately
Person 1: Your mom's a hoe
Person 2: Hageblak Ashiry

Person 1: I mean my mom

Hagelslag 

Bread And Chocolate Sprinkles
What The Dutch Eat For Breakfast, Apperantly.
Person: What Are You Eating!?
Dutch Person: Hagelslag.
Person: ...The Fuck?
Dutch Person: Sprinkles On Bread, Breakfast Food.
*2 Days Later*
News Reporter: Dutch Man Found Dead In Alleyway, The Message "How's The Hagelslag Now?" Was Written Above Him In Blood.
Hagelslag by fwefff June 9, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026