A big ol' ho who goes out of her way to steal a hags nice looking purse and ends up with a big mouth full of bullet.
"Yeah that damn Hagel Snaggin' Ho took my damn purse!"
"Damn bitch, I didn't know you were a hag..."
"Yeah I feel like one and look like one 😍"
"Damn bitch, I didn't know you were a hag..."
"Yeah I feel like one and look like one 😍"
by ClinicallyComedic March 08, 2017
When you are above her and she is sucking your dick, but she starts to fondle your big old rusty, dusty, crusty, and wrinkly balls, and she then yanks them.
by ClinicallyComedic March 08, 2017
When she's grabbing your dick and she starts cowgirling it, but now she doing that hot back and forth motion.
"Bro, do you know what a stick shift is?"
"Hell yeah, I had one last night."
"Damn, must have been a fast drift!"
"Yep, back and forth all night long!"
"Hell yeah, I had one last night."
"Damn, must have been a fast drift!"
"Yep, back and forth all night long!"
by ClinicallyComedic March 08, 2017
A big fat bitch made out of a pumpkin, usually found in the Fall near a big man smoking a big pile of pot and decaying while he rests.
by ClinicallyComedic October 22, 2014