Hagel

When a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a male's fully erect wang

1. That bitch just hageled me before we did the dirty
2. Suzanne surprised John with a hagel on saturday night

by JPMRMPSNBSH January 10, 2008

hagel

A hagel is a ham bagel. There is subtle irony in this.

Me: Duuudddeeee, I'm fuggin starving.
Drk: You should have ate that hagel.

by xtonyx May 30, 2007

Cry usually associated Nazi that means "hail victory".

The Nazis at the rally cried "sieg hagel" after Hitler was finished.

A big ol' ho who goes out of her way to steal a hags nice looking purse and ends up with a big mouth full of bullet.

"Yeah that damn Hagel Snaggin' Ho took my damn purse!"
"Damn bitch, I didn't know you were a hag..."
"Yeah I feel like one and look like one 😍"