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Definitions by xtonyx

Geriaction 

To "get some action" from a Geriatric.

To perform or receive any type of sexual act on, to, or with, a old geriatric person.

To "fuck an old broad".
News: I was just beaded. Fark: Two of the grannies I work with are chanting "show us your t*ts" as I type this. TF: I'm a dude

kagemaru026: then do it, prudemitter. you might get some geriaction.
Geriaction by xtonyx February 24, 2009

mast fest 

When the masts outnumber the port holes. See Sausage Party.
Oh man it's a total mast fest in here.
mast fest by xtonyx November 15, 2007
A hagel is a ham bagel. There is subtle irony in this.
Me: Duuudddeeee, I'm fuggin starving.
Drk: You should have ate that hagel.
hagel by xtonyx May 30, 2007