Geriaction

To "get some action" from a Geriatric.

To perform or receive any type of sexual act on, to, or with, a old geriatric person.

To "fuck an old broad".

News: I was just beaded. Fark: Two of the grannies I work with are chanting "show us your t*ts" as I type this. TF: I'm a dude

kagemaru026: then do it, prudemitter. you might get some geriaction.

by xtonyx February 24, 2009

mast fest

When the masts outnumber the port holes. See Sausage Party.

Oh man it's a total mast fest in here.

by xtonyx November 15, 2007

hagel

A hagel is a ham bagel. There is subtle irony in this.

Me: Duuudddeeee, I'm fuggin starving.
Drk: You should have ate that hagel.

by xtonyx May 30, 2007