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The profession of hugging baby animals for money, often the most wanted profession in the world.
When I grow up I want to become a hagaga!
hagaga by WTRunz July 19, 2017

Hagayagq 

(HA-gay-ACK)

An extremely goofy and gay person
Person 1: Hey, did you hear abt what John and his boyfriend did?

Person 2: yeah, they're just some hagayagqs
Hagayagq by AutumnWinds January 15, 2023

jealous old haggy bitch 

An old woman who keeps her sons away from people, because she's jealous that she doesn't have her youth anymore.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.
Person 1: "Dude! his mom totally broke my wheels!" Person 2: "WHAT A JEALOUS OLD HAGGY BITCH!"

Haggy Blvd 

Noun: A specific location where Haggy's might be at play.
"Haggy" - is gay and so is his entire family - all up on Haggy Blvd
Haggy Blvd by HOLLA ATA BALLA January 15, 2009

Haggy Parasite 

A person with a small penis, who is fat and who gets very sweaty whilst playing Call of Duty for a living. He is known for having huge mouth for fitting in several cocks. He thinks he attracts E-Girls with his selfies on Twitter but in fact he attracts sadomasochists.
Haggy Parasite: ''I don't shut up because It makes me look smart''

hagagaggaggggggggggggggggggggggggg 

random anoying kid: hagagaggaggggggggggggggggggggggggg
normal kid: shut up
random kid 2: hagagaggaggggggggggggggggggggggggg
normal kid: *dies of cringe*
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