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haben haben 

an onomatopoeia, a term used by people who are wild as banshees and are acting extremely belligerent, you say this when people look at you with disgust and for-longed disapproval to get back at them for past disagreements and any old discrepancies.
(Music blaring, party goers wearing next to nothing and dancing)

Rory: Man this party is swell.
Rick: Yeah...haben haben haben
haben haben by Mopmanjones2 December 31, 2010
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A sweet soul who has a tough exterior and is mushy on the inside with a heart of gold. He is very smart and knows how to get what he wants. Funny and honest, he goes out of his way to sacrifice for the ones he loves. You can count on him. Makes even the most common people feel seen and special. Can literally talk to anyone. Don't invite him to yoga though because he will fart all over you. A king. Will make you feel like you're the only girl in the world.
girl 1: Is that Haben?
girl 2: yes! he is so fine
GF: yea that's mines.
Girls 1 and 2: ugh!
haben by habensbaby777 May 8, 2022
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the best girl to ever hit the earth. Average height , booty , pretty , yellow undertone but still black. Also a term used as an obession with chris brown.
someone 1 : yooo that girl looks like haben
someone 2 : OMG THANK YOU ! (=
haben by negash May 29, 2008

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.
Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!
Hoe Ass Bitch Ass Nigggggga
Yo Savon, you’re a haban
Haban by Nate with a 4 April 30, 2019

Ich habe deine mamer genusst 

Dieser Satz ist ein anderer Ausdruck dafür, dass man die Mutter eines anderen verführt hat.
Person1: Was hast du gestern gemacht?
Person2: Ich habe deine mamer genusst
a nice term used by the famous pink guy from filthy frank
Can I habe da pussy please?
habe by an autistic nigerian May 30, 2016
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