Haber 

Usually found in America, Haber's are usually outgoing, inspiring, and awesome individuals.

He's a Haber alright.

Haber by saygoodbye January 12, 2009

Haber 

a ferocious bear that will eat you; found anywhere in the world (except Japan); extremely dangerous

John: OMG there's a ferocious haber!
Connor: Haber, where?

Haber by HAberman January 18, 2011

Haber 

A person who is a major drug addict that usually texts 12 girls at once that have no self esteem and thinks he has play also will only do curls and arm exercises at the gym and leave early to do more drugs

That kid is such a Haber

Haber by Dan G Sak October 23, 2011

Haber Sime Muero 

Expression used in the spanish twitter community that means something like hoping to die. Its a joke and is not really serious. It isnt well written on purpose, it shuld be written ´a ver si me muero`.

´Mañana es lunes haber sime muero`
´Tomorrow is monday haber sime muero`

Haber Sime Muero by Lzfer October 26, 2018

Haber-sage 

One of the most unusual names and often means you are the lushess person ever as well as Bering a good friend towards others.

Ohh hey there haber-sage.

Wow your so nice haber-sage

Haber-sage by Apandaamandaa July 30, 2011

haber waaa 

1) to show pleasure or excitement
2) to show disgust or annoyance

Note: increasing the number of "habers" before the "waaa" increases the intensity of the phrase

1) We are going to Disney World! Haber haber waaa!

2) Look at that obese tub of lard! Haber waaa.

haber waaa by Alfie Gareth March 5, 2005

Haber Syndrome 

The obsessive loving or lusting of men with the last name of "Haber" and seducing oneself to make the man fall back in love with you. Red-heads are most likely to be harmed by this never ending disease that takes over one's everyday thoughts. Listening to Tom Petty is the only temporary cure.

Operation Haber will cure my Haber Syndrome.

Haber Syndrome by red-headed bia2 December 7, 2010