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Don't listen to this Habbad
Alex is such a Habbad!
Habbad by MANSOUR3AMMAK April 11, 2019
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Don't listen to this Habbad

Mizo is such a Habbad!
Habbad by Mizo1211 January 30, 2021
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Shortened for Happy Birthday, commonly used for texts but also can be said aloud.
“Hey guys, it’s my birthday today!!”
“Aaahhh habadu!!”
Habadu by Seacherry January 11, 2021
The term "habad" mean "Gun" in Somali it is used in many rap songs because of rappers who have somalis in their
The word "habad" means "gun" in Somali which has been appearing in rap songs lately, noting the rise of the Somali language in rap jargon
Habad by Aba ha wass February 11, 2022

Habadassery 

Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions.

Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.

It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.
Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?

REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.

Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?

REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.
Habadassery by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010
One of the most derogatory terms in the english dictionary. Used primarily in the IT business, a hatbadge is someone who lacks the knowledge to repair a computer, but acts like they know how.
That hose hound Ben formated a computer by accident, that fucking hatbadge can go eat a fat cawk.
hatbadge by tld March 19, 2005

Habbads on Koch 

A phrase used by Toronto hoodmans to express the fact that they keep a knife with them to deal with any mans that run up
Hoodman: Yo wys fham

Hoodman 2: U bless?

Hoodman: Ye, u got it on you?

Hoodman 2: Yea bro u already know how I'm rockin I keep the habbads on Koch
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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