HABBADA(hob-bi-dah) is a business with the mission statement of CREATING UNITY to help others! The sales of HABBADA merchandise make it possible for donations to be made to help others in need. So with that being said, take a minute to check out the HABBADA FaceBook page, give them a like and visit the website Habbada.com to support the cause!!
by Habbada November 18, 2013
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Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.
It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.
Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.
It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.
Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?
REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.
Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?
REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.
REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.
Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?
REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.
by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010
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A phrase used by Toronto hoodmans to express the fact that they keep a knife with them to deal with any mans that run up
Hoodman: Yo wys fham
Hoodman 2: U bless?
Hoodman: Ye, u got it on you?
Hoodman 2: Yea bro u already know how I'm rockin I keep the habbads on Koch
Hoodman 2: U bless?
Hoodman: Ye, u got it on you?
Hoodman 2: Yea bro u already know how I'm rockin I keep the habbads on Koch
by Ur local Toronto hoodman August 29, 2017
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Police officer: Why did you steal that car?
You: Habbeda, habbeda, habbedaaaa!
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Police officer: Why did you steal that car?
You: Habbeda, habbeda, habbedaaaa!
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