Gyrlande is a a synonym for the word "salt". She won't hesitate to roast you and is very forthright. She tells the truth even if it hurts and is mean. This is why she is so salty. Also, she is the best athiest out there.
Person 1: Do you want some pepper on your food?
Person 2: No thank you, I prefer Gyrlande.
Person 1: Do you mean salt?
Person 2: What's the difference?
Person 2: No thank you, I prefer Gyrlande.
Person 1: Do you mean salt?
Person 2: What's the difference?
by Jsjsbdhxjdbd May 29, 2017
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