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gymposter 

Gymposter - someone that wears workout clothing as their primary wardrobe or on their days off, but doesn't workout ever.
Matt: Man, Kevin must workout all the time...all he ever wears are sweatsuits.
Mallori: Kevin never works out. He says he hates it. Trust me, he's a gymposter.
gymposter by jimbobf July 26, 2011

gympress 

Gratuitously referencing the fact that one "works out", at every available opportunity.
Stop gympressing us Mike. Nobody wants to see your guns.
gympress by RichieRicardo September 1, 2017

gymprovisation 

Gymprovisation is when you have to use equipment other than the standard equipment available from the gym's selection.

Gymprovisation comes in two forms:

A) a hotel or other gym with a limited selection might require you to gymprovise in one way or another.
B) you might be such a workout freak that you need to gymprovise to hit that muscle "just right".

You should be careful with option B because it can come across as douchy.
Bill: Man that muscle head is ripped.
Jane: Yeah, he must use gymprovisation to get a body like that.
gymprovisation by jimbobf July 26, 2011

gympostor 

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.

aka workout impostor
Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a gympostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.
gympostor by rjking91 April 1, 2011

gymployed 

An adjective used to describe the situation when working out at a gym feels like your job, especially if it isn't and / or you don't have a job.
I was gymployed for 2 months last summer between jobs and put on 10 pounds of muscle.
gymployed by soltero325 August 14, 2010
Gympho is a fitness apparel company based out of Kansas City, MO. The OFFICIAL true meaning of a Gympho is someone who is OBSESSED WITH FITNESS! Patrick Kennedy is the founder of the trademark name Gympho. You can follow Gympho on twitter, facebook, instagram and pinterest.
That guy in the gym thats there everyday, he is a Gympho!
Gympho by Gympho April 29, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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