A gympro (a term made up by me) is a gymbro that is not just a bro but your personal gym teacher that will teach you everything you need to know about the gym and body exercises
You must be new around here. Don't worry, let me be your gympro.
Gymposter - someone that wears workout clothing as their primary wardrobe or on their days off, but doesn't workout ever.
Matt: Man, Kevin must workout all the time...all he ever wears are sweatsuits.
Mallori: Kevinnever works out. He says he hates it. Trust me, he's a gymposter.
A) a hotel or other gym with a limited selection might require you to gymprovise in one way or another.
B) you might be such a workout freak that you need to gymprovise to hit that muscle "just right".
You should be careful with option B because it can come across as douchy.
Bill: Man that muscle head is ripped.
Jane: Yeah, he must use gymprovisation to get a body like that.
One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.
aka workout impostor
Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a gympostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.
Gympho is a fitness apparel company based out of Kansas City, MO. The OFFICIAL true meaning of a Gympho is someone who is OBSESSED WITH FITNESS! Patrick Kennedy is the founder of the trademark name Gympho. You can follow Gympho on twitter, facebook, instagram and pinterest.
That guy in the gym thats there everyday, he is a Gympho!
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.