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The act of putting a towel around one’s own penis and pulling violently to drastically increase penis length
Hey I just started gelqing, now my penis is really long!
gelqing by Erk!! February 6, 2024
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Like jelqing but instead of lengthmaxxing you girthmaxx. Preformed by stretching the shaft horizontally instead of vertically.
Miro: Om have you been jelqing?
Om: Nah man I’ve started gelqing three times a day
Similar to jelqing, but instead of lengthmaxxing one girthmaxxes. This delicate operation is performed by using two methods:
1. The accordion- the shaft is compressed vertically so the length goes to the girth.
2. The stretch- a user stretches the shaft horizontally

*For optimal results do four sets of 10 stretches/compressions or until failure
Miro- Hey Om have you been jelqing recently?
Om- Dude, I’ve been Gelqing three times a day. I’m going to have a Pringles can by tomorrow
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026