guynocologist
guynocologist by spades_the_guy September 5, 2005
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Grynocologist
A between the legs plumber. Applies to anyone who interested shaking, fondling, or caressing your another person's goods as a profession or hobby.
The stripper gave me lap dance last night was a mastered grynocologist.
"It's not herpies. I just saw my grynocologist."
"It's not herpies. I just saw my grynocologist."
Grynocologist by Kyleolsenwalsh September 6, 2014
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amateur gynecologist
term for any young male who,without medical license,proceeds selflessly and in the interest of science to engage in the exploration of the female anatomy ...
amateur gynecologist by sheila in the car January 23, 2010
gynocologist
A minge inspector.
oh that poor gynocologist, he has the same problem as the pizza delivery man; they can both smell it but they can't eat it.
gynocologist by Adi Redfern December 12, 2009
guynecologist
Meg: It's time for my yearly pap smear.
Sara: That's good. What do you think she'll give you for your yeast infection?
Meg: Oh, I don't see a gynecologist, I see a GUYnecologist. I guess at some point during medical school he decided he wanted to have his face in cooch all day.
Sara: That's good. What do you think she'll give you for your yeast infection?
Meg: Oh, I don't see a gynecologist, I see a GUYnecologist. I guess at some point during medical school he decided he wanted to have his face in cooch all day.
guynecologist by FallythePally June 20, 2010
gynocologist
1.The craftiest bastards on the planet.
The only men who get paid by sexy women to inspect their vaginas.
2. The only men who have seen more cunts than rock stars.
See genius
The only men who get paid by sexy women to inspect their vaginas.
2. The only men who have seen more cunts than rock stars.
See genius
gynocologist by Fortis May 4, 2010
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