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Lava Guava 

An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up like my boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.
Yo bro, have you tried Lava Guava yet?
Lava Guava by EWeiss September 8, 2019
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Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end
She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there
Old British term of someone who is of higher social or political status. Usually used in a greeting.
"Hello, guvna!"
guvna by Lukav July 14, 2014

Guvna Stick 

Hey chap, what say we spark up a guvna stick?
Guvna Stick by The Wine Bomb September 6, 2017

Guava Juice 

A Youtuber who is famous for filling his bathtub with popular candies.
Guava Juice filled his bathtub with skittles.
A awesome dude who gives no fucks about what anyone says... He is also very kind but can be a real bitch when u fuck with any of his friends or family..and he sticks up for what he believes in
Guevara by Lowkeytrppn April 19, 2018