gueva

a dumbass and/or retard

ashley: do cats really have 9 lives??
mike: WATTT!?!?!
ashley: i guess not...
mike: QUE?...... (long silence)... GUEVAAA!!!

by puffinnnnnn August 29, 2007

gueva

Lazy, Laziness, being lazy.

Alternate forms of the word:

guevon (a guy who is lazy)
guevonada (a bunch of lazyness)
guevona (a girl who is lazy)

1. Estoy tirando gueva (I'm being lazy)

2. Tengo gueva (I'm feeling lazy)

3. Person1: Come with me to the store
Person2: Ughhhh no.
Person1: why not?
Person1: Es la gueva (it's the lazyness)

4. Person1: Come with me to the store
Person2: Ayy no, que gueva. (ugh no,
what lazyness).

by Pedro Tecate April 13, 2009

Guevas

Colombian slang for balls (testicles).

Me pican mucho las guevas.

My balls really itch

by Aida11 January 14, 2008

Gueva

It's the feminine form of spanish guevo. Possibly cherokee roots. Irish overtones.

It's all gueva out.

by catpoopenstein November 29, 2018