gueva 

a dumbass and/or retard

ashley: do cats really have 9 lives??
mike: WATTT!?!?!
ashley: i guess not...
mike: QUE?...... (long silence)... GUEVAAA!!!

gueva by puffinnnnnn August 29, 2007

gueva 

Lazy, Laziness, being lazy.

Alternate forms of the word:

guevon (a guy who is lazy)
guevonada (a bunch of lazyness)
guevona (a girl who is lazy)

1. Estoy tirando gueva (I'm being lazy)

2. Tengo gueva (I'm feeling lazy)

3. Person1: Come with me to the store
Person2: Ughhhh no.
Person1: why not?
Person1: Es la gueva (it's the lazyness)

4. Person1: Come with me to the store
Person2: Ayy no, que gueva. (ugh no,
what lazyness).

gueva by Pedro Tecate April 13, 2009

Gueva 

It's the feminine form of spanish guevo. Possibly cherokee roots. Irish overtones.

It's all gueva out.

Gueva by catpoopenstein November 29, 2018

güevón 

Güevón is a popular curse word used by Colombians to show their anger towards someone. Also used to taunt or make fun of someone.
Someone who’s a güevón is stupid, dumb, sped, etc.

Pablo: ¿Que paso güevón?
Juan: Absolutamente nada.

güevón by ThatColombianAmerican October 19, 2018

Lava Guava 

An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up like my boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.

Yo bro, have you tried Lava Guava yet?

Lava Guava by EWeiss September 8, 2019

Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end

She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there

Gladius Guavas by Working Class Hero December 30, 2020

geeva 

Marijuana
Weed

Love

Sometimes I like to smoke that geeva

YEAH GEEVAAA

geeva by Mr. Metropoliscool October 3, 2015