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gueva

a dumbass and/or retard
ashley: do cats really have 9 lives??
mike: WATTT!?!?!
ashley: i guess not...
mike: QUE?...... (long silence)... GUEVAAA!!!
by puffinnnnnn August 29, 2007
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gueva

Lazy, Laziness, being lazy.

Alternate forms of the word:

guevon (a guy who is lazy)
guevonada (a bunch of lazyness)
guevona (a girl who is lazy)
1. Estoy tirando gueva (I'm being lazy)

2. Tengo gueva (I'm feeling lazy)

3. Person1: Come with me to the store
Person2: Ughhhh no.
Person1: why not?
Person1: Es la gueva (it's the lazyness)

4. Person1: Come with me to the store
Person2: Ayy no, que gueva. (ugh no,
what lazyness).
by Pedro Tecate April 13, 2009
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Gueva

It's the feminine form of spanish guevo. Possibly cherokee roots. Irish overtones.
It's all gueva out.
by catpoopenstein November 29, 2018
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güevón

Güevón is a popular curse word used by Colombians to show their anger towards someone. Also used to taunt or make fun of someone.
Someone who’s a güevón is stupid, dumb, sped, etc.
Pablo: ¿Que paso güevón?
Juan: Absolutamente nada.
by ThatColombianAmerican October 19, 2018
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Lava Guava

An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up like my boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.
Yo bro, have you tried Lava Guava yet?
by EWeiss September 8, 2019
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Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end
She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there
by Working Class Hero December 30, 2020
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geeva

Sometimes I like to smoke that geeva

YEAH GEEVAAA
by Mr. Metropoliscool October 3, 2015
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