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gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003
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She’s such a fucking amazing girl. A girl named Gisselle is beautiful and wild. She’ll have guys head over heels for her. She has some bitches hating on her but that’s only because they’re jealous of her. When bitches don’t like her she won’t give a fuck. A girl named Gisselle is hella funny and relatable for many people. She’s soooo not perfect because perfect is fake but all we should know is that she’s 110% real. She’ll get into trouble if she has to she’s loyal as fuckkk. People can go up to her and ask for advice since she’s really good st helping people (like a therapist) and whenever she needs help on her own she keeps her problems to herself because she don’t need anyone solving them for her. A girl named Gisselle is what a guy should be thankful for :)
-“bruh that’s Gisselle she’s fucking fine”
“Ur right but not only if she fine she has one hell of a personality🤤”
Gisselle by Idonttellliesssss September 24, 2018
Gissel is a unique friend. She will laugh with you over nothing, will be there to cheer you up like a loyal golden retriever. Gissel´s tend to have beautiful big brown eyes, and a beautiful smile that makes you want to smile. They are Hard dedicated workers, task oriented.

They are very social and can get bored if left alone for a long time.. But this wont really happen since they tend to make friends very easily.. I mean who wouldn't want their very own Gissel . She uses contacts and glasses, either way she is beautiful. They are liked by everyone.

Dont feed them any hard alcohol. Gissel´s don't do well with it. They should stick to beer for your sake and mine.
Once you find a Gissel you should never let go because they are a real true blue friend you can count on for the big and small things in life.

Sweet, funny and thoughtful. Everyone should have a Gissel cause she is everything you could want in a girl friend.

She's so cool and stylish ..she deserves more than just 6 definitions on urban dictionary.Everyone will want her as a best friend.
Gissel
Gissel by flipper26 March 28, 2014
Someone who won't give up on a friend, a fighter no willing to give up. She has her ups and downs and has her break downs but always recovers. A girl so will do anything to make anyone else smile. A person with a "beautiful soul". This is the type of friend anyone would want thru thic and thin.
Man i wish I was more lile gisselle, she won't give up and no matter what she is making others smile.
Gisselle by Smartgirl975 May 10, 2018
Hates it when you misspell her name.
You: Hey Jisel

Gisselle: >:0
Gisselle by Gizzzel March 19, 2018

Gosselink Syndrome 

A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.
See the new kid following the boss around? He looks like he's coming down with Gosselink syndrome.
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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