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(n.) The center position on a three cushion couch typically occupied by a neophyte pot smoker who by virtue of his location is offered two tokes off a joint or a pipe for every one of his compatriots. Since the "guru" is usually too inexperienced to refuse a hit, he gets much more stoned than his friends resulting in endless fun at the "guru's" expense.
Friend 1: You're in the guru seat, so you gotta take a hit every time the joint comes your way.

Guru: Cool. You guys are awesome.

Friend 2: No, man. You're awesome. Now take another hit, bitch. Guru seat rules apply.
guru seat by evil adam May 15, 2009
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Guru Shwarmi 

An all mighty power that will help you in times of need.
"ohh i need help who will help me. Guru Shwarmi. He fixes everything",or "Dont worry about it Guru Sharwmi will fix it"
Guru Shwarmi by Nathan Miles November 30, 2006

Guru Sex Wizard 

An individual who is extremley proficient at tripping on psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, and other psychodelics while having an orgy for the entire trip causing everyone else to orgasm as frequently as possible.
Yeah the other day I went to an orgy and the Guru Sex Wizard was there, I came for 10 hours straight after he took 2,000ug of LSD.
Guru Sex Wizard by Flare_Snagz August 22, 2023

guru sri 

She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess
And she is "Guru sri"
guru sri by anonymous November 24, 2021

guru sri 

She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess
And she is "Guru sri"
guru sri by anonymous November 24, 2021

guru sri 

She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess
And she is "Guru sri"
guru sri by anonymous November 24, 2021

guru sri 

She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess
And she is "Guru sri"
guru sri by anonymous November 24, 2021
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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