gurthquake

When someone pulls out their cock and it creates an earthquake when it hits the ground.

Don't pull your pants down, we don't need another gurthquake.

by GurthMaster5000 October 25, 2015

Gurthquake

When a man pulls his dick out after sex and it proceeds to flop to the ground due to the shear gurth and weight. This action proceeds to cause an earthquake unlike any other and will always leave the women, or man, speechless

Dood, last night after smashing I removed my ding-a-ling and proceeded to cause biggest Gurthquake I’ve ever done!

by CrisPBacon December 11, 2021