gurnee mills 

giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.

(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing

gurnee mills by jesus November 24, 2003

Gurnee Mills 

A mall that is located in Gurnee, Illinois that is very near Six Flags Great America (also located in Gurnee) and is around 1/2 of the distance between Milwaukee, Wisconsin and Chicago, Illinois. It is around 1 mile long if you walk from one end of the mall to the other. It is the home of the longest/largest snake in the country, inside of the Serpent Safari Park (right across from the Rainforest Cafe). It is close to a base camp where Sailors are commonly seen, most of the time wanting to pick up chicks, but are commonly unsuccessful. It has been proposed to build a second floor if they get more vendors to open stores. It is competing with the Mall of America to be the largest mall in the country at the moment. There is plenty of expansion that can be used around it, because of its location. Since it is only on one floor, they can go up if they ever so desired.

Me: Hey I'm going to Gurnee Mills today. I'll be back later.
Parents: Ok, see you later.

Gurnee Mills by izcool May 9, 2006

Gurnee mills 

Where teenagers in Gurnee go to meet people they meet on myspace; A fun place to hook up and be obnoxious.

Loren: Hey, Lets go to Gurnee Mills Tomorrow
Maggie: alright. are you going to go meet that guy?
Loren: Not today, I just need to go and be obnoxious.. See Phillman and Cathorine maybe..
Maggie: alright.

Gurnee mills by whatahottie April 6, 2009