gurgeln 

The act of gargling particularly stinky semen that may or may not be somewhat pustular from the German word "gurgeln" meaning "to gargle"

That whore doesn't care if she's gurgeln or singing the National Anthem!

gurgeln by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 7, 2014

Gurgen 

A typically short, dark haired, slim and athletic, smart Armenian person. Has a lot of close friends, and has a great family, usually hairier than most Americans.

John: Bro, have you met my new friend Gurgen?

Dave: No man, but day he looks cool, but he is kinda short.

John: He is still awesome!

Gurgen by Freddie the Falcon August 7, 2011

Gurgengashogal 

The process of gurgengashoging, which is reproducing

There is so much sexually suggestive stuff you have to do in order to witness gurgengashogal

Gurgengashogal by PRINCEGARNEIT XVIV February 7, 2023

gurgel 

after giving a blow job, the woman takes the cum and gargles it in her mouth, coating her teeth with juicy semen. the man proceeds to donkey kick her in the back of the head, screaming, "bitch, you don't deserve to swallow my jiz!"

she likes to gurgel, because it makes her breath zesty fresh.

gurgel by steve martin VI January 5, 2009

gurgen 

Defination: The act of anal sex


Back ground: Stoned slur that was meant to be juken but was misprounced as 'gurgen.'

That biatch got gurgened, oh yeah.

gurgen by Christopher Ryan Nnub May 4, 2004

Gurgen 

A baby's first poo.

Omg! Did you just hear that? My baby had a gurgen!

Gurgen by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019

gurgen schnitt 

A German term used to describe the situation when someone severely injures themselves resulting in a deep gash or scratch.

Holy shit John! Are you okay, that looks like a gurgen schnitt

gurgen schnitt by Lamb Bikini Aventador March 30, 2022