gurgeln
The act of gargling particularly stinky semen that may or may not be somewhat pustular from the German word "gurgeln" meaning "to gargle"
gurgeln by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 7, 2014
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Gurgen
A typically short, dark haired, slim and athletic, smart Armenian person. Has a lot of close friends, and has a great family, usually hairier than most Americans.
John: Bro, have you met my new friend Gurgen?
Dave: No man, but day he looks cool, but he is kinda short.
John: He is still awesome!
Dave: No man, but day he looks cool, but he is kinda short.
John: He is still awesome!
Gurgen by Freddie the Falcon August 7, 2011
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Gurgengashogal
The process of gurgengashoging, which is reproducing
Gurgengashogal by PRINCEGARNEIT XVIV February 7, 2023
gurgel
after giving a blow job, the woman takes the cum and gargles it in her mouth, coating her teeth with juicy semen. the man proceeds to donkey kick her in the back of the head, screaming, "bitch, you don't deserve to swallow my jiz!"
gurgel by steve martin VI January 5, 2009
gurgen
Defination: The act of anal sex
Back ground: Stoned slur that was meant to be juken but was misprounced as 'gurgen.'
Back ground: Stoned slur that was meant to be juken but was misprounced as 'gurgen.'
gurgen by Christopher Ryan Nnub May 4, 2004
Gurgen
Gurgen by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019
gurgen schnitt
A German term used to describe the situation when someone severely injures themselves resulting in a deep gash or scratch.
gurgen schnitt by Lamb Bikini Aventador March 30, 2022
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