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Getting wrecked because of a crazy hard chemistry test.
Dudeeee I just got guoged on that final!
guoged by gotguoged June 14, 2011
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Pai Gouged 

Pai Gouged is the state of being raked over the coals at Pai Gow.
Mich: So, uh, what'd you buy in for?

Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.

Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.

Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
Pai Gouged by moraleboatanchor March 25, 2013
Related Words
High. (as in, marijuana).
That girl is so guiged, she thinks you can invent fire shooting for your fingertips!!
Guiged by DingusBreavisJungleheart August 26, 2010
to be under the influence of an ecstasy pill
he was googed the other night trew??
googed by MC factor April 4, 2009
To have Gunge poured over your head

Normally used as a punishment or forfeit
She got gunged for losing the gameshow
gunged by PseudonymsSuck October 20, 2013
that grossed-out feeling you get when a guy falls way too hard for you and starts acting like a puppy.
VERB: "i used to really like bob, but then he got way too obsessed with me and calls me 18 times a day. ughh...im so gugged."
"jason is creeping on me so hard...AHHHHH...gug me with a spoon."
NOUN: "ichabod was being a HUGE gug at our party last night, he would not stop trying to lick my face in front of everyone."
"jamal was cool for awhile, but we are not even officially together and he is already telling everyone we are practically engaged. what a gugster."
gugged by Charubeccayley February 22, 2009
to violently ejaculate or any negative connotation towards ooey, gooey, sticky stuff.
Last night, he googed all over my face.

I put on my sweatshirt and there was googe all over the front.
googed by keriannthology March 4, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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