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When an acquaintance sits on a piece of chewed gum that you placed on his or her seat. This results in the ruining of whatever pants they were wearing and also results in people laughing hysterically.
Joe got the gum ass when he sat on his seat.
Gum ass by Trident of Treason December 5, 2017
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A partially wiped asshole that still remains unclean and retains enough moisture so as to stick together like a gummy substance.
"I've wiped three times today, but have still been walking around with this gum ass all afternoon."
gum ass by JD1 April 1, 2008

Flappy gum ass mother fucker 

When someone talks so much everything that they talk is shit and they fuck their mother
“Hey bob” “yea” “shut your flappy gum ass mother fucker up”
Sticky ooze within the butt crack
His ass gum stained his underpants
Ass Gum by Rocko R March 13, 2009

shut your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass up 

an easy way to say shut the fuck up you look like an idiot.
you can also use it as an insult.
1. Andrea shut your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass up
2. Emma get your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass back in here
Ass-Gum: Ass-gum is gum that has been placed within the back pocket of a individual, and sat on. Thus, the gum has became dis-formed, and in some rare instances, smells unpleasant because the subject who processes the gum has farted.
Mike - "Hey Bill, can I have some of that gum please?"

Bill - "Sure Mike, any time."

Tom - "Don't eat that Mike! That's Ass-gum!"

Mike - "Nasty dude, ew, I ain't eating that anymore."
Ass-Gum by Paso Robles Slang March 15, 2010

Slap-ass gum-ball machine 

When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.
The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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