Giuliano is that one really hot Italian you see either in school or somewhere where you will NEVER see him again. Most of the time a Giuliano is tall, has dark brown hair and has REALLY good fashion sense. If you are friends with a Giuliano, you probably get lectured by his parents on how to cook every time you come over, but you love their cooking so much. If you are the girlfriend to a Giuliano then you are up against A LOT of girls who try and hit on him, while his parents treat you like family and the daughter they haven’t had. Yet Giulianos are always very caring and have a good heart, but if you mess with him just know he will do it back at you but 10x worse.
“yeah Giuliano is just so hot, his girlfriend doesn’t deserve him urgh”
the typically itialian, manly type who has an amazingly muscular body and will look after those he loves, but under all the (extremely attractive) male bravado lives an intelligent and affectionate yet intellectual teddy bear with the best advice you will come accross. And he will also love his mother to shreds.
This is the kind of person you'l want in your life forever <3
Ronnie from Jersey Shore has the mannerisms of a Giuliano, but his personality is closer to Vinny (also from Jersey Shore)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!