When performing live music, the feeling of security derived from simply holding your musical instrument in front of you, effectively shielding you from the stares of the crowd. Guitar + Armor.
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Lyle Burruss, co-creator of Machinima series Sanity Not Included sometimes referred to by his YouTube name guitarmasterx7. Featured on the 22nd installment of Creature Talk where he had his own section called "Lyle's Hard-Hitting Questions" in which he would ask callers or The Creatures questions such as the famous "Gorilla Question" which goes as follows: "You are in an avalanche, and you've been injured. You come to and you realize your left arm's been broken and you can't move it, and you've got this huge wall or rock and ice whatever and behind it you've got your right arm which is for some reason holding onto a knife and you've got your dick. Your right arm you can kind of struggle out but you have to let go of the knife and your dick is just hopelessly stuck, you can't get it out. So, there's a news helicopter that's flying by that if you could just wave to them with your right arm you could flag them down and it'd take them about 3 hours to get to you. Now here's the twist, there's a very horny silverback gorilla behind you that is going to buttfuck you for all three of those hours, on live television as the news broadcasts it until they rescue you. Now your other option, only other option, is to use the knife that is trapped behind the ice wall to cut off your dick and you'd just lose it forever but you can run and make it back just fine but you have to lose your dick. So, do you cut off your dick, or do you enjoy 3 hours of televised gorilla buttfucking?
Person with good taste 1: "Man guitarmasterx7 is fucking hilarious!"
Person with good taste 2: "I know! Sanity Not Included is the best!"
Person with bad taste: "Who dafuq is that?"
Person with good taste 2: "I know! Sanity Not Included is the best!"
Person with bad taste: "Who dafuq is that?"
by hermel October 10, 2013
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2. Yngwie Malmsteen's secret plot to bring about the rapture.
2. Yngwie Malmsteen's secret plot to bring about the rapture.
"Doth thou seeth thy Swedish Wanker God's noodling hath brought about Guitarmageddon?"
Book of Vai 11:23
Book of Vai 11:23
by Char H January 8, 2006
Get the guitarmageddon mug.N. A guitarbarian is a guitarist or bassist who refuses to take care of his/her guitar/bass properly. The key signs of guitarbarianism are:
-Refusal to change strings
-Not adjusting the truss rods according to string gauge (if possible)
-Leaving the guitar lying around to gather dust
-Exposing the guitar to extreme temperatures or highly fluctuating temperatures
-Damaging the guitar on purpose (except when smashing the guitar on stage, because that's a past-time)
-Not tuning the guitar when you know you need to
-Over-tuning your guitar (tuning the guitar excessively or screwing with the tuning keys excessively weakens the strings)
Your average guitarbarian is a stubborn, preppy jerk who believes that they can pick up a guitar/bass and weave gold with it instantly, because Jimi Hendrix, Frank Zappa, and Eric Clapton could. Either that, or a total slob who treats his/her guitar/bass like a two-dollar 'ho. Otherwise, anyone can be a guitarbarian. Guitarbarians are frowned upon greatly in the music world, and are usually ostracized in ultra-obsessive music cliques, maybe even beaten or killed.
-Refusal to change strings
-Not adjusting the truss rods according to string gauge (if possible)
-Leaving the guitar lying around to gather dust
-Exposing the guitar to extreme temperatures or highly fluctuating temperatures
-Damaging the guitar on purpose (except when smashing the guitar on stage, because that's a past-time)
-Not tuning the guitar when you know you need to
-Over-tuning your guitar (tuning the guitar excessively or screwing with the tuning keys excessively weakens the strings)
Your average guitarbarian is a stubborn, preppy jerk who believes that they can pick up a guitar/bass and weave gold with it instantly, because Jimi Hendrix, Frank Zappa, and Eric Clapton could. Either that, or a total slob who treats his/her guitar/bass like a two-dollar 'ho. Otherwise, anyone can be a guitarbarian. Guitarbarians are frowned upon greatly in the music world, and are usually ostracized in ultra-obsessive music cliques, maybe even beaten or killed.
Joe is a total guitarbarian! Me and Eric went to his place for a jam session, and we found out that he had been using his guitar a a fucking dinnertable! There was Buffalo sauce all over the damned thing!
There should be a Social Services for guitars, where they go from door to door stabbing guitarbarians and giving guitar lovers rewards.
There should be a Social Services for guitars, where they go from door to door stabbing guitarbarians and giving guitar lovers rewards.
by DeusExMagna January 1, 2006
Get the Guitarbarian mug.The beautiful noise that comes from two guitars that are harmonizing together; often producing entrancing noise that leaves those in hearing distance speechless.
Guy: "Mom, did you just hear that guitarmony in my room with my guitarist?!"
Mom: uh...i..h..mwdzfh....dhadmvlgpqu......
Mom: uh...i..h..mwdzfh....dhadmvlgpqu......
by ummidk? May 10, 2011
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