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catered is another word for supply of drugs to celebrities, see drug dealer. If someone says the party was catered it normally means drugs are available and free.

If your asked to speak with the party caterer for a celebrity, you may well be asked to order drugs, not sausage rolls or bits of cheese on a stick!

Unless they want you to talk with the party caterer, you may want to clear that up! less embarressing than asking for a couple of bricks, and the dude in the tall white hat has no idea what you want!
"The party I went to was fully catered, I was so messed up...!"

"Charlie Sheen caterers for his guests needs!"

the line in that song the party was catered, referencing drugs and rap music!
catered by Dr. Porksword December 11, 2011
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to be drunk off your ass; highly intoxicated
bobby was so catered by the end of the night, he passed out on the front lawn
catered by babygirl925 October 18, 2008

catered hot-tub party 

pre-birth! -your first (subliminal) knowledge of the 'greatness of life', -before finding yourself in the hands of a gynecological nurse, awash in after-birth, all a-yowl!!...
for years i've been trying to find a way back to that catered hot-tub party

snapped to with a yowl!! after the catered hot-tub party!!

Well catered for 

It means you have a lot honing on down there (big d and that)
Alex was well catered for down there
Well catered for by alivio May 22, 2021

James cartered 

Almost getting with a girl then she gets swooped away by chad alpha male
I almost got with ‘x’ but I got James cartered
James cartered by Bigdickalpha June 16, 2018

caterday 

Caterday, the greatest days of all days. Follows Furry Friday. Commonly celebrated on 4chan's /b/ board, and referred to as the only thing that /b/tards hold sacred (also, usually mentioned as one of the few things on /b/ that isn't entirely NSFW).
It's caterday! Post some fucking cats!
caterday by Nilorom July 16, 2006
Ultimately satisfying ones needs sexually and emotionally beyond their expectations. This action can only be performed by a Carter.
I got cartered