Gleeson 

The rarely used name of the opening in male "brief" style underwear. Ostensibly for accessing the penis for urination, it is used for this purpose by less than ten percent of the male brief wearing population. The vast majority tend to use the easier and more practical "over the top" method. Named for it's inventor, Augustus Archibald Von Gleeson.

Despite his clever use of the gleeson area to hide his weed, the police found it and charged him with possession.

Gleeson by Hobohunter August 9, 2008

Gleeson 

(n) 1. The act of repeatedly cranking one's tallywhacker until it produces large quantities of gleeson juice (spermatic fluid.)

(v) Repeatedly cranking one's tallywhacker until it produces large quantities of spermatic fluid.

"Did you hear the janitor gleesoned everywhere yesterday?"
"WHAT!!??"
"He had to clean it all up and then got fired"

Gleeson by crispywolf April 24, 2025

Gleeson

The basic unit of human patience

Research suggests that the phenomenon of applauding the pilot as a result of a successful airplane landing causes an exponential decay in the gleesons of the overwhelming majority of non-applauding passengers.

Gleeson by PuppySlayer69 July 28, 2026

Gleeson juice

Spermatic fluid, Semen, Cum, jizz, etc.

"how did you missus die"
"oh sure she died from drowning in my gleeson juice"

Gleeson juice by crispywolf April 24, 2025

jack gleeson

Is an intelligent Irish man who played as Joffrey Baratheon in the original HBO TV Show, "Game of Thrones" Do not get him mixed up with his character. In reality he is very nice and bright, not to mention down-to-earth. He is super hot and an all out amazing guy.

Jack Gleeson is an Irish actor.

Jack Gleeson should be my husband!

jack gleeson by AyeIt'sMe January 8, 2017

domhnall gleeson

an actor who is very proud of being Irish, does charity work for hospitals (ie: Immaturity for Charity on Youtube), has an amazingly soothing natural voice, played General Hux (Star Wars), Bill Weasley (Harry Potter (his dad played Mad Eye Moody)) Thomas McGregor (Peter Rabbit Movies), Ash (Black Mirror, episode Be Right Back), Caleb (Ex Machina), Captain Andrew Henry (The Revenant), Alan "A. A." Milne, Gabriel O'Malley (The Kitchen), Stensland (Crash Pad), Thomas Burberry (also on Youtube), Jim Farrell (Brooklyn), Levin(Anna Karenina), Monty Schafer (American Made), Tim (About Time), Dr. Faraday (The Little Stranger), Clan Techie(Dredd), Jon Burroughs (Frank), Henry (A Futile and Stupid Gesture), etc.

"who plays hux in star wars"?

"that's domhnall gleeson"
" i just found out today that domhnall gleeson who plays hux also played bill weasley??"
"how do you pronounce domhnall gleeson's first name?"
"it's like tonal but with a d instead of a t"

domhnall gleeson by blueberr_ry_ink January 17, 2020

Brendan Gleeson

Absolute legend. He will smack a lesbians ass and turn her straight. He once drove a tank and destroyed a child care. He's quote is "get in my van there is free pussy in the back". He once went to mars and repopulated the planet by absolutely pounding an 9 year old.

Jason: Hey it's a Brendan Gleeson!

Max: Yeah people say he has a pale ass but I think he has a badass

Brendan Gleeson by Musicead73 August 23, 2020