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Guatamala get down
Borrowing a used condom, pounding in the ass, then switching the rubber outside-in and continuing smashing in the Vag. Bust a money shot, thus leaving devistation and if pregnancy occurs, leaving a 50/50 chance that you are the father.
(Gambling with life, pretty much)
(Gambling with life, pretty much)
Foo A)-Pretty much busted a Guatamala get down on this trick with Brads old rubber...hahaha Kid aint my son!!!
Foo B) Goddamn thats hateful!
Foo B) Goddamn thats hateful!
Guatamala get down by Pound Master December 16, 2008
guatamala taco
The act of shitting within a girls vagina, then moments later shoving the poo from her vagina all over her.
guatamala taco by Murkuro March 25, 2009
Guatemalan Tortilla
Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla
Guatemalan Tortilla by 917534 January 18, 2019
Guatemalan Sunrise
An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.
Guatemalan Sunrise by Jsweet April 22, 2014
Guatemalan Neck Brace
While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.
I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.
Guatemalan Neck Brace by Don Jr. April 19, 2010
Guatemala
Haley: What’s up with you and Mexican guys? You’ve dated Axel, Jorge, Daniel, and Jesus and now you’re dating Miguel!
Sydney: Miguel is not Mexican, he’s Guatemalan. There’s a difference!
Haley: Where’s Guatemala?
Sydney: Guatemala is the next country south of Mexico. A lot of people get Mexicans and Guatemalans confused so you’re not the only person that got the countries confused.
Sydney: Miguel is not Mexican, he’s Guatemalan. There’s a difference!
Haley: Where’s Guatemala?
Sydney: Guatemala is the next country south of Mexico. A lot of people get Mexicans and Guatemalans confused so you’re not the only person that got the countries confused.
Guatemala by fuckyoudude January 24, 2018
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