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(n.) One within the age of coquetry and over the age of legal sexual consent. Between jailbait and being too old too fuck. Particularly used to descibe easy young ladies.
Lindsey has been open for business for quite a while, haven't you been sucked dry yet?
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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When a girl is on the pill meaning she can have sex.
Hey,there's sheila i heard shes on the pill so shes open for business.
by APU & The Stooge August 11, 2011
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When a female work colleague turns around, bends over her desk and drops her pants/panties to be taken from behind
Lady: come to my office, Iā€™m open for business
by Figgyh December 10, 2018
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