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gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwazloqp 

The very center of the boredom spiral.
JOHNNY: You look ashamed, yet triumphant, what's going on?
SUZY: I was so bored that I tried typing various keyboard patterns into google
JOHNNY: Wow that's pretty low
SUZY: I know, but I finally tried spiraling outward from G and typed gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwazloqp
JOHNNY: That's not something to be proud of
SUZY: Ah but no one had done it before! Now I get to add it to UrbanDictionary!
JOHNNY: Holy shit that's amazing congratulations!

gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwaloqp

Another pinnacle of boredom. Usually done when you either have too much time on your hands or when procrastinating. This involves typing the alphabet but in a spiral using a QWERTY keyboard.
guy 1: dude, i just typed gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwaloqp in 30 seconds without making a mistake.
guy 2: no, you repeated the nju part of it twice.
guy 1: damn. i'll get it right next time.

Gtfvyhbrdcujnesxikmwazolmqazkp 

when you hit the g key, then do a shockwave/ flower effect. the rarest sign of boredom. How can one man be so bored.
guy 1: Gtfvyhbrdcujnesxikmwazolmqazkp
guy 2: what the hell
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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