gtfv 

I hit my head on the keyboard 3 times

I think im gona fai....gtfv

gtfv by Rstam May 21, 2019

gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwazloqp 

The very center of the boredom spiral.

JOHNNY: You look ashamed, yet triumphant, what's going on?
SUZY: I was so bored that I tried typing various keyboard patterns into google
JOHNNY: Wow that's pretty low
SUZY: I know, but I finally tried spiraling outward from G and typed gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwazloqp
JOHNNY: That's not something to be proud of
SUZY: Ah but no one had done it before! Now I get to add it to UrbanDictionary!
JOHNNY: Holy shit that's amazing congratulations!

gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwazloqp by PurpleElephantsRule May 14, 2023

gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwaloqp

Another pinnacle of boredom. Usually done when you either have too much time on your hands or when procrastinating. This involves typing the alphabet but in a spiral using a QWERTY keyboard.

guy 1: dude, i just typed gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwaloqp in 30 seconds without making a mistake.
guy 2: no, you repeated the nju part of it twice.
guy 1: damn. i'll get it right next time.

gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwaloqp by goatmilking December 28, 2023

Gtfvyhbrdcujnesxikmwazolmqazkp 

when you hit the g key, then do a shockwave/ flower effect. the rarest sign of boredom. How can one man be so bored.

guy 1: Gtfvyhbrdcujnesxikmwazolmqazkp
guy 2: what the hell

Gtfvyhbrdcujnesxikmwazolmqazkp by pennynickeldime800 March 9, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022