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I hit my head on the keyboard 3 times
I think im gona fai....gtfv
gtfv by Rstam May 21, 2019
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gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwazloqp 

The very center of the boredom spiral.
JOHNNY: You look ashamed, yet triumphant, what's going on?
SUZY: I was so bored that I tried typing various keyboard patterns into google
JOHNNY: Wow that's pretty low
SUZY: I know, but I finally tried spiraling outward from G and typed gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwazloqp
JOHNNY: That's not something to be proud of
SUZY: Ah but no one had done it before! Now I get to add it to UrbanDictionary!
JOHNNY: Holy shit that's amazing congratulations!

gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwaloqp

Another pinnacle of boredom. Usually done when you either have too much time on your hands or when procrastinating. This involves typing the alphabet but in a spiral using a QWERTY keyboard.
guy 1: dude, i just typed gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwaloqp in 30 seconds without making a mistake.
guy 2: no, you repeated the nju part of it twice.
guy 1: damn. i'll get it right next time.

Gtfvyhbrdcujnesxikmwazolmqazkp 

when you hit the g key, then do a shockwave/ flower effect. the rarest sign of boredom. How can one man be so bored.
guy 1: Gtfvyhbrdcujnesxikmwazolmqazkp
guy 2: what the hell
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