goatmilking's definitions

gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwaloqp

Another pinnacle of boredom. Usually done when you either have too much time on your hands or when procrastinating. This involves typing the alphabet but in a spiral using a QWERTY keyboard.

guy 1: dude, i just typed gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwaloqp in 30 seconds without making a mistake.
guy 2: no, you repeated the nju part of it twice.
guy 1: damn. i'll get it right next time.

by goatmilking December 28, 2023

Dean Winchester

I HATE DEAN WINCHESTER!

Person 1: Who's Dean Winchester?

Person 2: I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

Person 1: relatable

by goatmilking December 10, 2022

thejorie

A successful, strong man with three (3) weed (bunt) smoking girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

He has arms meant for punching. It's like the song about boots that are made for walking except the boots are his fists and the walking is punching.

And no, he is NOT playin'.

Everyone: Bro, thejorie is so attractive!

by goatmilking March 27, 2023