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Another pinnacle of boredom. Usually done when you either have too much time on your hands or when procrastinating. This involves typing the alphabet but in a spiral using a QWERTY keyboard.
guy 1: dude, i just typed gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwaloqp in 30 seconds without making a mistake.
guy 2: no, you repeated the nju part of it twice.
guy 1: damn. i'll get it right next time.

thejorie 

A successful, strong man with three (3) weed (bunt) smoking girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

He has arms meant for punching. It's like the song about boots that are made for walking except the boots are his fists and the walking is punching.

And no, he is NOT playin'.
Everyone: Bro, thejorie is so attractive!
thejorie by goatmilking March 27, 2023

Dean Winchester 

Person 1: Who's Dean Winchester?

Person 2: I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

Person 1: relatable
Dean Winchester by goatmilking December 10, 2022