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GTFOMD 

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1) get the fuck off my dick

or depending on who talking to

2)get the fuck on my dick
1)dude seriously hop off my jock, GTFOMD.

2)hey girl, wana come over and GTFOMD.
GTFOMD by dirtydannotreally June 22, 2009
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GTFOMD 

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An acronym meaning Get The Fuck Off My Dick.
Monday- "Hey man, wanna hang on Friday?"
"sure"
Tuesday- "Hey man, wanna hang on Friday?"
"I said yeah yesterday"
Wednesday- "Hey man, wanna hang on Friday?"
"dude GTFOMD"
GTFOMD by MMoyer February 20, 2010

GTFOMDMCMB 

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Get The Fuck Off My Dick My Cock My Bone
Robert: "Hey Wanna hangout this weekend?"
Alexis: "Hey robert, GTFOMDMCMB! I need my space!"
GTFOMDMCMB by weezycrazy June 10, 2010

GTFOMD 

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GET THE FUCK OFF MY DICK
YO BITCH GTFOMD YOU ONLY MAD CUZ I AINT HUMPIN YOU NO MORE
GTFOMD by liljeff734 December 23, 2008

GTFOMB 

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Acronym used in modern instant messenging. Similiar to "fuck off" or "suck my cock."

GTFOMB = Get The Fuck Off My Balls
Dustin: gu3s5 wh4t d00d
Mike: what?
Dustin: i r0x0r y0u!!!11
Mike: dude, gtfomb
GTFOMB by sykogen420 December 19, 2005

gtfomd 

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Get The Fuck Off My Dick, made up by some stupid girl and really litterly uses it as an insult
Alicia:Gtfomd

Me: Ok
gtfomd by Vibezbruhy October 2, 2021
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