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gtaV

A game that is 10% game and 90% loading
by Questionforgodwhy March 19, 2021
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gtaV

Game is literally 80% loading bruh
*gtaV*
by Questionforgodwhy March 19, 2021
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Gta V

Synonym for 9-5 job simulator for children. Gta V has a great story mode, but too bad Rockstar (the devs) don’t give a shit about their master piece, and constantly suck off their spoiled kid, GTA Online, by giving it DLCs like The Doomsday heist, Gunrunners, Finance & Felony, and at first glance, this would SEEM fine. It would be fine if Cockstar didn’t add 5,000,000 dollar flying motorcycles and 8,000,000 dollar “super” Yachts that are the equivalent of a used condom in the sea, and sold them with their new content. What makes this so bad? Well, it’s because everything is so fucking expensive to the point the game offers you 8,000,000 in game money, in exchange for 100 dollars. The player base is also full of dickfaces who play just to annoy actual players who wish to play the game in peace, tryhards who will murder everyone they see to boost up their K.D ratio via a fucking orbital strike, modders who ruin everyone else’s fun by getting them banned and flying fucking star ships, and toxic assholes who love booting two year olds offline because they looked at them the wrong way. It always seems like there’s a glitch somewhere in this game. Today there’s a blue hell glitch, and tomorrow there’s a new money glitch.

This games is pure dogshit.
Gta V
Holy shit there’s a flying motorbike shooting at me!
by Fagimus March 18, 2021
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GTA V

a great game turned shit by big corprate a-holes
yo whats ur lvl in GTA V
:8000
thats impasible i play thes game ereyday
by FrozenNipplesInAJar September 21, 2017
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GTA V

The Greatest Game of All Time. It's the next GTA game dropping. Awesome. Trainer was released on 2.11.11. It is based in San Andreas. (look closely, all the plate numbers have San Andreas on them).

Greatness. I'm definitely buying GTA V midnight.
Mob : I'm definitely getting GTA V 2 seconds after release.

Birdman : Fo sure, my nigga, I'm copping a million of those like I did for Weezy's album. Belleeeeve dat, plehbwoi!
by mobinga November 2, 2011
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gta v loading screen

the thing that lasts 100 years
A:are you done loading in gta v
B:no it should take another 100 years
A: i know the gta v loading screen is so long
by arthur morgan 1899 November 19, 2021
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GTA V Camper

Faggots in Grand Theft Auto V who camp at your vehicle warehouse and wait until you arrive so they can kill you and take your car and deliver it as their own like a little fucking bitch
Yo, that GTA V Camper just stole and delivered my car.
by MustangBoss June 24, 2019
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