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A crew inside Treyarch’s Call of Duty zombies mode that first appeared in a map named TranZit. Although TranZit is pure and utter dog shit, the Victis crew is my second favorite crew ( most favorite is Ultimis. Richthofen is sexy af no homo)
The 4 characters of the Victis crew are
Misty
Stuhlinger
Marlton
Russ-Man
Misty is a chick with a hot bust, is a country girl, and very independent. Although she isn’t very nice sometimes, she has a crush on the nerd Marlton.
Marlton is a nerd who has Germaphobia (the fear of germs) and used to work at a testing facility in Nevada, USA. When Ultimis blew up the earth, Marlton and Misty crosses paths, and one day picked up by Stuhlinger and Russ-Man
Stuhlinger is just some random pervert who wouldn’t be important in the story if he wasn’t apart of a zombie eating cult that could hear Richthofen. Stuhlinger is despised by Misty and Marlton, and he is an annoying conspiracy theorist who won’t shut the fuck up about lizard people. He’s aight with Russ-Man, but Russ-Man is a fuck ton more funny than Stuhlinger.
Russ-Man a naturally funny African American who used to work at another government testing facility, but his memory is going out, and his body is strangely good for an 87 year old man.
The 4 characters of the Victis crew are
Misty
Stuhlinger
Marlton
Russ-Man
Misty is a chick with a hot bust, is a country girl, and very independent. Although she isn’t very nice sometimes, she has a crush on the nerd Marlton.
Marlton is a nerd who has Germaphobia (the fear of germs) and used to work at a testing facility in Nevada, USA. When Ultimis blew up the earth, Marlton and Misty crosses paths, and one day picked up by Stuhlinger and Russ-Man
Stuhlinger is just some random pervert who wouldn’t be important in the story if he wasn’t apart of a zombie eating cult that could hear Richthofen. Stuhlinger is despised by Misty and Marlton, and he is an annoying conspiracy theorist who won’t shut the fuck up about lizard people. He’s aight with Russ-Man, but Russ-Man is a fuck ton more funny than Stuhlinger.
Russ-Man a naturally funny African American who used to work at another government testing facility, but his memory is going out, and his body is strangely good for an 87 year old man.
by Fagimus February 14, 2021
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N0THANKY0U : *remixing hand crushed by a mallet* OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK?! TAKE MY HAND CRUSH IT UP. SPILL THE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR I AIN’T SCARED THINK THERE’S MORE!
Me: *Jizzes*
Me: *Jizzes*
by Fagimus February 15, 2021
Get the N0THANKY0U mug.1. An element inside the CoD zombies universe that plays a huge role in why the zombies are actually there in the first place.
2. A song by Elena Siegman in the Heavy Metal genre that was first seen in CoD Black Ops: Zombies as an Easter egg song in Kino der Toten which would play if you hold X or square on your controller (if you’re on PC, it’s F) on 3 Meteroites around the map. It’s a really good song, even if you’re not into any genre of Rock music.
2. A song by Elena Siegman in the Heavy Metal genre that was first seen in CoD Black Ops: Zombies as an Easter egg song in Kino der Toten which would play if you hold X or square on your controller (if you’re on PC, it’s F) on 3 Meteroites around the map. It’s a really good song, even if you’re not into any genre of Rock music.
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Richtofen: 115 has changed our soldiers into these creatures who know nothing but bloodlust and eating our flesh.
Takeo: mhhhmmm... This would bring great shame to the Emperor!
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I love Elena Siegman’s 115!
Richtofen: 115 has changed our soldiers into these creatures who know nothing but bloodlust and eating our flesh.
Takeo: mhhhmmm... This would bring great shame to the Emperor!
2.
I love Elena Siegman’s 115!
by Fagimus February 22, 2021
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Verrückt was the first map to introduce a power source, perk-a-colas, 2 spawn rooms, and a very scary experience to players.
The characters of the map are random marine(s) sent you rescue a German scientist. Turns out, he is nowhere to be seen, so you must fight against hordes of undead Nazi Soldiers, lusting for living flesh. This would also be the last appearance of marines as playable characters, since the next map introduced our four Ultimus characters (Nikolai, Takeo, Dempsey, and Richthofen) in Shi No Numa, which translates to “Sawp of Death” in Japanese.
There are 3 versions of Verrückt. The WaW version, The Black ops 1 version, and the Black ops 3 Remaster. There is rumored to be a Kino der Toten mixed with Verrückt map in Cold War, but it isn’t fully confirmed.
Verrückt was the first map to introduce a power source, perk-a-colas, 2 spawn rooms, and a very scary experience to players.
The characters of the map are random marine(s) sent you rescue a German scientist. Turns out, he is nowhere to be seen, so you must fight against hordes of undead Nazi Soldiers, lusting for living flesh. This would also be the last appearance of marines as playable characters, since the next map introduced our four Ultimus characters (Nikolai, Takeo, Dempsey, and Richthofen) in Shi No Numa, which translates to “Sawp of Death” in Japanese.
There are 3 versions of Verrückt. The WaW version, The Black ops 1 version, and the Black ops 3 Remaster. There is rumored to be a Kino der Toten mixed with Verrückt map in Cold War, but it isn’t fully confirmed.
Dan: Verrückt is aight, I mean, not AS good as Der Riese, but it’s okay.
Omar: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?!? YOU PUT VERRÜCKT BELOW DER RIESE?!? *explodes*
Omar: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?!? YOU PUT VERRÜCKT BELOW DER RIESE?!? *explodes*
by Fagimus February 25, 2021
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A Step Bro is a person that all straight men can respect, but don’t wish to be. The Step Bro usually is asked for help by his Step Sis, however, he does a bit more than just help.
His body is usually scrawny, due to the majority of his time going into gaming, and his lack of physical strength makes his appearance rather “unpleasant”. But oddly enough, he is packing somewhere around 6-10 inches. “Like he’s ever going to get a chick?” That statement is beyond wrong! His chick IS his Step Sis!
A Step Bro is a person that all straight men can respect, but don’t wish to be. The Step Bro usually is asked for help by his Step Sis, however, he does a bit more than just help.
His body is usually scrawny, due to the majority of his time going into gaming, and his lack of physical strength makes his appearance rather “unpleasant”. But oddly enough, he is packing somewhere around 6-10 inches. “Like he’s ever going to get a chick?” That statement is beyond wrong! His chick IS his Step Sis!
Dickie: CuM MeaT Ya NeW STeP SiBLinG, TrEVOr!
Trevor: uh... hi!
Helen: awww yeah! My Step Bro finally came! You look HANDSOME! *lets out a slight moan*
Trevor: *Pulls our a cross* BEGON, WENCH FROM TIMES OF YORE!
Helen: bruh.
Trevor: uh... hi!
Helen: awww yeah! My Step Bro finally came! You look HANDSOME! *lets out a slight moan*
Trevor: *Pulls our a cross* BEGON, WENCH FROM TIMES OF YORE!
Helen: bruh.
by Fagimus February 26, 2021
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This game makes me want to die more!
This game makes me want to die more!
Kevin: ayo wanna play some Warzone broski?
Jake: You’re not my friend if you play Warzone *walks away*
Jake: You’re not my friend if you play Warzone *walks away*
by Fagimus February 26, 2021
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Quinn decides to beat his weenie in the School Restroom, but the future pedo of the school named Blake recorded him with his phone and leaks it to half the school. So they fight.
Blake: FAGGOT ILL BEAT YO ASS UP PUS- *Gets his face fucked up by Quinn*
Quinn: that’s what you get you pedophile misogynist!
Blake, now getting clowned I’m by everyone in the restroom: *cries and whimpers*
Scenario 2
God dammit! I hate the toilets! They don’t even work.
Blake: FAGGOT ILL BEAT YO ASS UP PUS- *Gets his face fucked up by Quinn*
Quinn: that’s what you get you pedophile misogynist!
Blake, now getting clowned I’m by everyone in the restroom: *cries and whimpers*
Scenario 2
God dammit! I hate the toilets! They don’t even work.
by Fagimus March 4, 2021
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