30 definitions by Fagimus
A Sex act involve fucking someone and making them bust 3 whale loads into a Starbucks cup, one person drinking it and regurgitating back into the cup, summoning Fagimus, the cum lord. One person takes the Starbucks cup, puts about a gram of crack cocaine in it, and ships it to their friends ex. The ex fucks their mom, and performs the Slovakian Traffic Cone, and takes the residue and puts it into the cup, and takes it into the forest. They then meet a contact named Dameón, and they have to resurrect J.F.K and reassinate him. Once that is done, the person that started The Fagimus Slush must drink it to please Fagimus the cum demon, and when they do, they will be sent to a realm where there is nothing but eternal sex and Video Games. Weed is included too!
The Ceremony has begun for The Fagimus Slush! Places, everyone!
by Fagimus March 03, 2021
Basically the Hub where kids vape, film child porn, talk in secret, have dope ass fights in it, and where bitches gossip about the dumbest shit ever. The School Restroom is by far, worse than the Gulag from Warzone due to its watery tiles on the floor, hair and bugs in the drain that sometimes crawl up hide asses, no locks so therefore kids can easily be walked in on while their wanking themselves off, and in general, it’s the OPPOSITE of the restroom! The only GOOD thing that it can offer some dope ass fights, and you can film it without interruption.
Quinn decides to beat his weenie in the School Restroom, but the future pedo of the school named Blake recorded him with his phone and leaks it to half the school. So they fight.
Blake: FAGGOT ILL BEAT YO ASS UP PUS- *Gets his face fucked up by Quinn*
Quinn: that’s what you get you pedophile misogynist!
Blake, now getting clowned I’m by everyone in the restroom: *cries and whimpers*
Scenario 2
God dammit! I hate the toilets! They don’t even work.
Blake: FAGGOT ILL BEAT YO ASS UP PUS- *Gets his face fucked up by Quinn*
Quinn: that’s what you get you pedophile misogynist!
Blake, now getting clowned I’m by everyone in the restroom: *cries and whimpers*
Scenario 2
God dammit! I hate the toilets! They don’t even work.
by Fagimus March 04, 2021
A YouTuber who’s channel mainly revolves around gun reloads, and many more firearm related things. His channel is very wholesome with things like Q&As, skits, and a whole lotta cute stuff.
Schrödinger started his channel on August 9th, 2018 with a video called “The Wrong Way :)” of him pouring milk into a bowl incorrectly. Schrödinger’s fan base is a very nice community, with people sharing memes, fan art, and all in general, wholesome things in the name of Schrödinger.
Schrödinger, if you’re seeing this, please... PLEASE create a religion! (Schrödism)
Schrödinger started his channel on August 9th, 2018 with a video called “The Wrong Way :)” of him pouring milk into a bowl incorrectly. Schrödinger’s fan base is a very nice community, with people sharing memes, fan art, and all in general, wholesome things in the name of Schrödinger.
Schrödinger, if you’re seeing this, please... PLEASE create a religion! (Schrödism)
Haters: OMG SCHRÖDINGER IS SOOOOO BORING. HE RELOADS FUCKING GUNS FOR GODS SAKE!
Schrödes: How dare you insult our sacred lord?!? You shall be righteously judged by Schrödinger himself!
Schrödes: How dare you insult our sacred lord?!? You shall be righteously judged by Schrödinger himself!
by Fagimus February 23, 2021
Just an older variant of a child. Teenagers are like toddlers in many ways, like how they discover the world, and how they still deserve love just like everyone else.
Many dumbfuck adults think that just because their balls have dropped and their boobs have enlarged, which is an effect of puberty (something that almost EVERY LIVING THING HAS TO GO THROUGH), they should only care about sex, drugs, and dropping out of the federal prison known as “school”. This sadly becomes the case because since the 60 year olds at HollyWood thought this was how everyone acts as a teenager, so they made the main characters of films and TV shows 30 year old wankers playing as stud boys with 8 inchers, Wenches playing as slutty girls who have obviously fake boobs, and annoying adults who get the shit end of the stick because they’re old. Fuck old people! Am I right?
This lead to kids seeing this and thinking “Ya know what? I’m going to make people misunderstand me and my generation by sniffing crack, fucking unfortunate sex workers, and doing one good thing which is freeing myself from school.”
All in All, Teenagers should be loved and cherished while they’re still Teenagers. Our Teen years won’t last for long. Only shitty parents think that’s what they do. Not everyone is the same, and we should cherish that!
Many dumbfuck adults think that just because their balls have dropped and their boobs have enlarged, which is an effect of puberty (something that almost EVERY LIVING THING HAS TO GO THROUGH), they should only care about sex, drugs, and dropping out of the federal prison known as “school”. This sadly becomes the case because since the 60 year olds at HollyWood thought this was how everyone acts as a teenager, so they made the main characters of films and TV shows 30 year old wankers playing as stud boys with 8 inchers, Wenches playing as slutty girls who have obviously fake boobs, and annoying adults who get the shit end of the stick because they’re old. Fuck old people! Am I right?
This lead to kids seeing this and thinking “Ya know what? I’m going to make people misunderstand me and my generation by sniffing crack, fucking unfortunate sex workers, and doing one good thing which is freeing myself from school.”
All in All, Teenagers should be loved and cherished while they’re still Teenagers. Our Teen years won’t last for long. Only shitty parents think that’s what they do. Not everyone is the same, and we should cherish that!
Movies Now
17 year old boy: Hey Judy lets go get naughty in the cemetery where a satanic murderer lives!
17 year old girl: Yeah! I’m soooooo horny!
Me, a teenager: WTF? I don’t even act like this!
17 year old boy: Hey Judy lets go get naughty in the cemetery where a satanic murderer lives!
17 year old girl: Yeah! I’m soooooo horny!
Me, a teenager: WTF? I don’t even act like this!
by Fagimus March 22, 2021
C’mon mane! We all know why you searched this up!
A Step Bro is a person that all straight men can respect, but don’t wish to be. The Step Bro usually is asked for help by his Step Sis, however, he does a bit more than just help.
His body is usually scrawny, due to the majority of his time going into gaming, and his lack of physical strength makes his appearance rather “unpleasant”. But oddly enough, he is packing somewhere around 6-10 inches. “Like he’s ever going to get a chick?” That statement is beyond wrong! His chick IS his Step Sis!
A Step Bro is a person that all straight men can respect, but don’t wish to be. The Step Bro usually is asked for help by his Step Sis, however, he does a bit more than just help.
His body is usually scrawny, due to the majority of his time going into gaming, and his lack of physical strength makes his appearance rather “unpleasant”. But oddly enough, he is packing somewhere around 6-10 inches. “Like he’s ever going to get a chick?” That statement is beyond wrong! His chick IS his Step Sis!
Dickie: CuM MeaT Ya NeW STeP SiBLinG, TrEVOr!
Trevor: uh... hi!
Helen: awww yeah! My Step Bro finally came! You look HANDSOME! *lets out a slight moan*
Trevor: *Pulls our a cross* BEGON, WENCH FROM TIMES OF YORE!
Helen: bruh.
Trevor: uh... hi!
Helen: awww yeah! My Step Bro finally came! You look HANDSOME! *lets out a slight moan*
Trevor: *Pulls our a cross* BEGON, WENCH FROM TIMES OF YORE!
Helen: bruh.
by Fagimus February 26, 2021
A SoundCloud rapper that’s music actually sounds good, and the best song he has out now is called “Syrup” Featuring Lil Rocket Launcher, Slump AK’s best friend. Syrup was so critically acclaimed because the audio was so bad, it was fire. The microphone Slump AK and Lil Rocket Launcher sounded like an Xbox 360 starter mic, and it added to the humor of the song. The beat was so unique, with its piano tone, meme sound effects, and even Scooby-Doo laughs.
by Fagimus March 19, 2021
1. To Cop something (obtain, Buy)
2. Someone who shoots people for no reason, and does the exact opposite of their job.
2. Someone who shoots people for no reason, and does the exact opposite of their job.
1. Jo, I’m finna cop these Prada Ski Goggles! They lookin’ 🔥🔥🔥
2. Morté and Tyrone: *are chilling at Starbucks, scrolling though Instagram*
Cop car: *pulls up right next to the curb. The door opens as Margie the Cop hops out the whip*
Margie the Cop: PUT YOUR HANDS UO IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW!
Morté and Tyrone: WTF?!?????
Margie: *pulls out a handgun* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!?!?!?!?!
Morté: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ARRESTING US?
Margie the Cop: THERE ARE 90 PEOPLE OF COLOR THAT HAVE SHOT UP SCHOOLS IN THE PAST 10 YEARS AND YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF ‘EM!
Tyrone: My nigga wha-
*Morté and Tyrone both get diced by Margie the Cop*
Margie the Cop: well I just saved a whole family! *gets in her cop car and drives away*
2. Morté and Tyrone: *are chilling at Starbucks, scrolling though Instagram*
Cop car: *pulls up right next to the curb. The door opens as Margie the Cop hops out the whip*
Margie the Cop: PUT YOUR HANDS UO IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW!
Morté and Tyrone: WTF?!?????
Margie: *pulls out a handgun* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!?!?!?!?!
Morté: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ARRESTING US?
Margie the Cop: THERE ARE 90 PEOPLE OF COLOR THAT HAVE SHOT UP SCHOOLS IN THE PAST 10 YEARS AND YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF ‘EM!
Tyrone: My nigga wha-
*Morté and Tyrone both get diced by Margie the Cop*
Margie the Cop: well I just saved a whole family! *gets in her cop car and drives away*
by Fagimus March 09, 2021

