26 definitions by Fagimus
Basically the Hub where kids vape, film child porn, talk in secret, have dope ass fights in it, and where bitches gossip about the dumbest shit ever. The School Restroom is by far, worse than the Gulag from Warzone due to its watery tiles on the floor, hair and bugs in the drain that sometimes crawl up hide asses, no locks so therefore kids can easily be walked in on while their wanking themselves off, and in general, it’s the OPPOSITE of the restroom! The only GOOD thing that it can offer some dope ass fights, and you can film it without interruption.
Quinn decides to beat his weenie in the School Restroom, but the future pedo of the school named Blake recorded him with his phone and leaks it to half the school. So they fight.
Blake: FAGGOT ILL BEAT YO ASS UP PUS- *Gets his face fucked up by Quinn*
Quinn: that’s what you get you pedophile misogynist!
Blake, now getting clowned I’m by everyone in the restroom: *cries and whimpers*
Scenario 2
God dammit! I hate the toilets! They don’t even work.
Blake: FAGGOT ILL BEAT YO ASS UP PUS- *Gets his face fucked up by Quinn*
Quinn: that’s what you get you pedophile misogynist!
Blake, now getting clowned I’m by everyone in the restroom: *cries and whimpers*
Scenario 2
God dammit! I hate the toilets! They don’t even work.
by Fagimus March 4, 2021
A YouTuber who’s channel mainly revolves around gun reloads, and many more firearm related things. His channel is very wholesome with things like Q&As, skits, and a whole lotta cute stuff.
Schrödinger started his channel on August 9th, 2018 with a video called “The Wrong Way :)” of him pouring milk into a bowl incorrectly. Schrödinger’s fan base is a very nice community, with people sharing memes, fan art, and all in general, wholesome things in the name of Schrödinger.
Schrödinger, if you’re seeing this, please... PLEASE create a religion! (Schrödism)
Schrödinger started his channel on August 9th, 2018 with a video called “The Wrong Way :)” of him pouring milk into a bowl incorrectly. Schrödinger’s fan base is a very nice community, with people sharing memes, fan art, and all in general, wholesome things in the name of Schrödinger.
Schrödinger, if you’re seeing this, please... PLEASE create a religion! (Schrödism)
Haters: OMG SCHRÖDINGER IS SOOOOO BORING. HE RELOADS FUCKING GUNS FOR GODS SAKE!
Schrödes: How dare you insult our sacred lord?!? You shall be righteously judged by Schrödinger himself!
Schrödes: How dare you insult our sacred lord?!? You shall be righteously judged by Schrödinger himself!
by Fagimus February 23, 2021
C’mon mane! We all know why you searched this up!
A Step Bro is a person that all straight men can respect, but don’t wish to be. The Step Bro usually is asked for help by his Step Sis, however, he does a bit more than just help.
His body is usually scrawny, due to the majority of his time going into gaming, and his lack of physical strength makes his appearance rather “unpleasant”. But oddly enough, he is packing somewhere around 6-10 inches. “Like he’s ever going to get a chick?” That statement is beyond wrong! His chick IS his Step Sis!
A Step Bro is a person that all straight men can respect, but don’t wish to be. The Step Bro usually is asked for help by his Step Sis, however, he does a bit more than just help.
His body is usually scrawny, due to the majority of his time going into gaming, and his lack of physical strength makes his appearance rather “unpleasant”. But oddly enough, he is packing somewhere around 6-10 inches. “Like he’s ever going to get a chick?” That statement is beyond wrong! His chick IS his Step Sis!
Dickie: CuM MeaT Ya NeW STeP SiBLinG, TrEVOr!
Trevor: uh... hi!
Helen: awww yeah! My Step Bro finally came! You look HANDSOME! *lets out a slight moan*
Trevor: *Pulls our a cross* BEGON, WENCH FROM TIMES OF YORE!
Helen: bruh.
Trevor: uh... hi!
Helen: awww yeah! My Step Bro finally came! You look HANDSOME! *lets out a slight moan*
Trevor: *Pulls our a cross* BEGON, WENCH FROM TIMES OF YORE!
Helen: bruh.
by Fagimus February 26, 2021
A man who created a whole fucking sub genre of rap. Lil peep, or Gustav, was a rapper (or Emo Rapper) who was born on November 1st, 1996, and tragically died on November 13th, due to a Xanax Bar overdose, while on his Come Over When You’re Sober pt.1 tour in 2017. Lil Peep, even after his death, has saved so many people’s lives from depression and suicide and inspired so many people to make music, including me! Lil Peeps style was so fucking unique and fire because the shit he wore, his beats, his tattoos, his lyrics, and everything about him was so better than that shitty SoundCloud flow that generic rappers had. Even in 2021, I still listen to his music. It’s okay NOT to like his music if you’re not into it, but you should at least respect him for what he’s done for millions. Rest In Peace Goth Angel Sinner 🖤🖤🖤
*Life Is Beautiful starts playing*
Kevin: Ayo what’s this Emo shit?
Steven: It’s Lil Peep. He’s the best rapper in my opinion! Why, you don’t like it?
Kevin: *sniffs* no, it’s because it’s so sad and it’s so true. It’s making me cry!
Steven: Yeah, I cried to when I first listened to this song. Wanna listen to 100 gecs or Bladee?
Kevin: Fuck yeah!
Kevin: Ayo what’s this Emo shit?
Steven: It’s Lil Peep. He’s the best rapper in my opinion! Why, you don’t like it?
Kevin: *sniffs* no, it’s because it’s so sad and it’s so true. It’s making me cry!
Steven: Yeah, I cried to when I first listened to this song. Wanna listen to 100 gecs or Bladee?
Kevin: Fuck yeah!
by Fagimus March 4, 2021
A godlike rapper that when you stand on his money, you got some height on him, all his friends are dead, so feel free to push him to the edge, and many other references you could make. Lil Uzi Vert was born in Philadelphia, USA, on July 31st, 1994. Through his childhood, he listened to Marilyn Manson, watched anime, and skateboarded. In 2013, he got with a kid in high school to make his first ever song called “Steaktown Anthem” and the students at high school really enjoyed it, and that made Uzi want to rap. Later in 2016, he blew up with the album “Lil Uzi Vert vs. The World”. With tracks like Money longer, Canadian goose, and you was right. From there on, he was mainstream. But in 2018, he took a break from the music scene, and worked in an album called “Eternal Atake”, but it was a whole 2 years before it was dropped. The album was INSANE, and Lil Uzi Vert announced he’s not taking another break from music again, and he’s even going back to 2016 Uzi.
Axel: Lil Uzi Vert best drop som new albums soon!
Lexa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE IS EVIL AND SATANIC!!!
Axel: No.
Lexa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE IS EVIL AND SATANIC!!!
Axel: No.
by Fagimus April 16, 2021
A Projectile in CoD Zombies that is used as a tactical equipment that once thrown, will play a little jingle on a little set of cymbals for about 5 seconds and then it goes BOOM!
The monkey bomb is a Cymbal Monkey toy with dynamite attached to its back which is activated by winding it up and throwing it in the ground. The bomb will then say a little quote, and then go BOOM!
It was first created by group 935, a group similar to division 9, but division 9 is like the off brand version.
If you didn’t know that in Firebase Z, there’s an Easter egg with the Monkey Bomb where if you kill 50 Zombies next to one of the three power shards, you will actually UPGRADE the Monkey Bomb to where instead of some childish tune playing before it kills only 10 Zombies, it will now be a Kick-Ass breakdance beat will play, which is such a bop the Zombies will spend their last 10 seconds bustin’ down some sick ass dance moves before the whole fucking HORDE gets blown to the sun!
Long story short, the Monkey Bomb kicks ass! 🐒💣
The monkey bomb is a Cymbal Monkey toy with dynamite attached to its back which is activated by winding it up and throwing it in the ground. The bomb will then say a little quote, and then go BOOM!
It was first created by group 935, a group similar to division 9, but division 9 is like the off brand version.
If you didn’t know that in Firebase Z, there’s an Easter egg with the Monkey Bomb where if you kill 50 Zombies next to one of the three power shards, you will actually UPGRADE the Monkey Bomb to where instead of some childish tune playing before it kills only 10 Zombies, it will now be a Kick-Ass breakdance beat will play, which is such a bop the Zombies will spend their last 10 seconds bustin’ down some sick ass dance moves before the whole fucking HORDE gets blown to the sun!
Long story short, the Monkey Bomb kicks ass! 🐒💣
Park: Why is my Monkey Bomb soooo shitty?
Gunzo the 2nd: kill 50 zombiez neeer da dark Eder reakta wid it and zombie go bakedance!
Park: *gets 50 kills near Dark Aether reactors, and throws the Monkey Bomb* OMG GUNZO THE 2ND THIS LITTLE MOTHAFUCKA BE CLAPPING HOSTILE CADAVER CHEEKS!
Gunzo the 2nd: kill 50 zombiez neeer da dark Eder reakta wid it and zombie go bakedance!
Park: *gets 50 kills near Dark Aether reactors, and throws the Monkey Bomb* OMG GUNZO THE 2ND THIS LITTLE MOTHAFUCKA BE CLAPPING HOSTILE CADAVER CHEEKS!
by Fagimus March 12, 2021
A very underrated alternative musician who really deserves more love on Spotify, YouTube, Apple Music, and all the other music platforms that you can listen to his music on.Although his remix of “hand crushed by a mallet” in the very beautiful remix album “1000 gecs and The Tree of Clues” blew him up, he still has a very underwhelming sub count on YouTube with only 1,000 subscribers. However, he currently has a surprisingly good 21,691 monthly listener count on Spotify, with me being on of them. So if you like 100 gecs, try out N0THANKY0U.
N0THANKY0U : *remixing hand crushed by a mallet* OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK?! TAKE MY HAND CRUSH IT UP. SPILL THE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR I AIN’T SCARED THINK THERE’S MORE!
Me: *Jizzes*
Me: *Jizzes*
by Fagimus February 15, 2021