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Synonym for 9-5 job simulator for children. Gta V has a great story mode, but too bad Rockstar (the devs) don’t give a shit about their master piece, and constantly suck off their spoiled kid, GTA Online, by giving it DLCs like The Doomsday heist, Gunrunners, Finance & Felony, and at first glance, this would SEEM fine. It would be fine if Cockstar didn’t add 5,000,000 dollar flying motorcycles and 8,000,000 dollar “super” Yachts that are the equivalent of a used condom in the sea, and sold them with their new content. What makes this so bad? Well, it’s because everything is so fucking expensive to the point the game offers you 8,000,000 in game money, in exchange for 100 dollars. The player base is also full of dickfaces who play just to annoy actual players who wish to play the game in peace, tryhards who will murder everyone they see to boost up their K.D ratio via a fucking orbital strike, modders who ruin everyone else’s fun by getting them banned and flying fucking star ships, and toxic assholes who love booting two year olds offline because they looked at them the wrong way. It always seems like there’s a glitch somewhere in this game. Today there’s a blue hell glitch, and tomorrow there’s a new money glitch.
This games is pure dogshit.
This games is pure dogshit.
by Fagimus March 18, 2021
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N0THANKY0U : *remixing hand crushed by a mallet* OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK?! TAKE MY HAND CRUSH IT UP. SPILL THE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR I AIN’T SCARED THINK THERE’S MORE!
Me: *Jizzes*
Me: *Jizzes*
by Fagimus February 15, 2021
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A Step Bro is a person that all straight men can respect, but don’t wish to be. The Step Bro usually is asked for help by his Step Sis, however, he does a bit more than just help.
His body is usually scrawny, due to the majority of his time going into gaming, and his lack of physical strength makes his appearance rather “unpleasant”. But oddly enough, he is packing somewhere around 6-10 inches. “Like he’s ever going to get a chick?” That statement is beyond wrong! His chick IS his Step Sis!
A Step Bro is a person that all straight men can respect, but don’t wish to be. The Step Bro usually is asked for help by his Step Sis, however, he does a bit more than just help.
His body is usually scrawny, due to the majority of his time going into gaming, and his lack of physical strength makes his appearance rather “unpleasant”. But oddly enough, he is packing somewhere around 6-10 inches. “Like he’s ever going to get a chick?” That statement is beyond wrong! His chick IS his Step Sis!
Dickie: CuM MeaT Ya NeW STeP SiBLinG, TrEVOr!
Trevor: uh... hi!
Helen: awww yeah! My Step Bro finally came! You look HANDSOME! *lets out a slight moan*
Trevor: *Pulls our a cross* BEGON, WENCH FROM TIMES OF YORE!
Helen: bruh.
Trevor: uh... hi!
Helen: awww yeah! My Step Bro finally came! You look HANDSOME! *lets out a slight moan*
Trevor: *Pulls our a cross* BEGON, WENCH FROM TIMES OF YORE!
Helen: bruh.
by Fagimus February 26, 2021
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The 4 characters of the Victis crew are
Misty
Stuhlinger
Marlton
Russ-Man
Misty is a chick with a hot bust, is a country girl, and very independent. Although she isn’t very nice sometimes, she has a crush on the nerd Marlton.
Marlton is a nerd who has Germaphobia (the fear of germs) and used to work at a testing facility in Nevada, USA. When Ultimis blew up the earth, Marlton and Misty crosses paths, and one day picked up by Stuhlinger and Russ-Man
Stuhlinger is just some random pervert who wouldn’t be important in the story if he wasn’t apart of a zombie eating cult that could hear Richthofen. Stuhlinger is despised by Misty and Marlton, and he is an annoying conspiracy theorist who won’t shut the fuck up about lizard people. He’s aight with Russ-Man, but Russ-Man is a fuck ton more funny than Stuhlinger.
Russ-Man a naturally funny African American who used to work at another government testing facility, but his memory is going out, and his body is strangely good for an 87 year old man.
The 4 characters of the Victis crew are
Misty
Stuhlinger
Marlton
Russ-Man
Misty is a chick with a hot bust, is a country girl, and very independent. Although she isn’t very nice sometimes, she has a crush on the nerd Marlton.
Marlton is a nerd who has Germaphobia (the fear of germs) and used to work at a testing facility in Nevada, USA. When Ultimis blew up the earth, Marlton and Misty crosses paths, and one day picked up by Stuhlinger and Russ-Man
Stuhlinger is just some random pervert who wouldn’t be important in the story if he wasn’t apart of a zombie eating cult that could hear Richthofen. Stuhlinger is despised by Misty and Marlton, and he is an annoying conspiracy theorist who won’t shut the fuck up about lizard people. He’s aight with Russ-Man, but Russ-Man is a fuck ton more funny than Stuhlinger.
Russ-Man a naturally funny African American who used to work at another government testing facility, but his memory is going out, and his body is strangely good for an 87 year old man.
by Fagimus February 14, 2021
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Weeb: ahhhhhh why has the creator of my favorite manga not make an issue today!?!? Must be on a darn hiatus!
The author: I haven’t seen my family in 12 weeks…
The author: I haven’t seen my family in 12 weeks…
by Fagimus August 14, 2022
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by Fagimus September 20, 2022
Get the E.D.A.R mug.A man who created a whole fucking sub genre of rap. Lil peep, or Gustav, was a rapper (or Emo Rapper) who was born on November 1st, 1996, and tragically died on November 13th, due to a Xanax Bar overdose, while on his Come Over When You’re Sober pt.1 tour in 2017. Lil Peep, even after his death, has saved so many people’s lives from depression and suicide and inspired so many people to make music, including me! Lil Peeps style was so fucking unique and fire because the shit he wore, his beats, his tattoos, his lyrics, and everything about him was so better than that shitty SoundCloud flow that generic rappers had. Even in 2021, I still listen to his music. It’s okay NOT to like his music if you’re not into it, but you should at least respect him for what he’s done for millions. Rest In Peace Goth Angel Sinner 🖤🖤🖤
*Life Is Beautiful starts playing*
Kevin: Ayo what’s this Emo shit?
Steven: It’s Lil Peep. He’s the best rapper in my opinion! Why, you don’t like it?
Kevin: *sniffs* no, it’s because it’s so sad and it’s so true. It’s making me cry!
Steven: Yeah, I cried to when I first listened to this song. Wanna listen to 100 gecs or Bladee?
Kevin: Fuck yeah!
Kevin: Ayo what’s this Emo shit?
Steven: It’s Lil Peep. He’s the best rapper in my opinion! Why, you don’t like it?
Kevin: *sniffs* no, it’s because it’s so sad and it’s so true. It’s making me cry!
Steven: Yeah, I cried to when I first listened to this song. Wanna listen to 100 gecs or Bladee?
Kevin: Fuck yeah!
by Fagimus March 4, 2021
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