Slump AK

A SoundCloud rapper that’s music actually sounds good, and the best song he has out now is called “Syrup” Featuring Lil Rocket Launcher, Slump AK’s best friend. Syrup was so critically acclaimed because the audio was so bad, it was fire. The microphone Slump AK and Lil Rocket Launcher sounded like an Xbox 360 starter mic, and it added to the humor of the song. The beat was so unique, with its piano tone, meme sound effects, and even Scooby-Doo laughs.

Ayo turn in Slump AK

by Fagimus March 19, 2021

Gta V

Synonym for 9-5 job simulator for children. Gta V has a great story mode, but too bad Rockstar (the devs) don’t give a shit about their master piece, and constantly suck off their spoiled kid, GTA Online, by giving it DLCs like The Doomsday heist, Gunrunners, Finance & Felony, and at first glance, this would SEEM fine. It would be fine if Cockstar didn’t add 5,000,000 dollar flying motorcycles and 8,000,000 dollar “super” Yachts that are the equivalent of a used condom in the sea, and sold them with their new content. What makes this so bad? Well, it’s because everything is so fucking expensive to the point the game offers you 8,000,000 in game money, in exchange for 100 dollars. The player base is also full of dickfaces who play just to annoy actual players who wish to play the game in peace, tryhards who will murder everyone they see to boost up their K.D ratio via a fucking orbital strike, modders who ruin everyone else’s fun by getting them banned and flying fucking star ships, and toxic assholes who love booting two year olds offline because they looked at them the wrong way. It always seems like there’s a glitch somewhere in this game. Today there’s a blue hell glitch, and tomorrow there’s a new money glitch.

This games is pure dogshit.

Gta V
Holy shit there’s a flying motorbike shooting at me!

by Fagimus March 18, 2021

E.D.A.R

Worst fucking addition to killing floor 2. Adding a killer toaster to a zombie wave game is always a lazy way to make a game more “challenging”. WOULD be E.D.A.R.s didn’t eat 2 M14 mags to the chest before dying.

Mr. Foster: BLOODY E.D.A.R. WANKAS!!!!

by Fagimus September 20, 2022

Hiatus

A period in which there is no response from something, but there is knowledge that it shall resume. Good examples are The Gorilaz and their albums, The manga series Berserk, and my account.

Weeb: ahhhhhh why has the creator of my favorite manga not make an issue today!?!? Must be on a darn hiatus!
The author: I haven’t seen my family in 12 weeks…

by Fagimus August 14, 2022

Lil Peep

A man who created a whole fucking sub genre of rap. Lil peep, or Gustav, was a rapper (or Emo Rapper) who was born on November 1st, 1996, and tragically died on November 13th, due to a Xanax Bar overdose, while on his Come Over When You’re Sober pt.1 tour in 2017. Lil Peep, even after his death, has saved so many people’s lives from depression and suicide and inspired so many people to make music, including me! Lil Peeps style was so fucking unique and fire because the shit he wore, his beats, his tattoos, his lyrics, and everything about him was so better than that shitty SoundCloud flow that generic rappers had. Even in 2021, I still listen to his music. It’s okay NOT to like his music if you’re not into it, but you should at least respect him for what he’s done for millions. Rest In Peace Goth Angel Sinner 🖤🖤🖤

*Life Is Beautiful starts playing*
Kevin: Ayo what’s this Emo shit?
Steven: It’s Lil Peep. He’s the best rapper in my opinion! Why, you don’t like it?
Kevin: *sniffs* no, it’s because it’s so sad and it’s so true. It’s making me cry!
Steven: Yeah, I cried to when I first listened to this song. Wanna listen to 100 gecs or Bladee?
Kevin: Fuck yeah!

by Fagimus March 04, 2021

Verrückt

The 2nd CoD Zombies map originally from WaW in dlc 1. Verrückt translates to “Crazy/Insane” in German.
Verrückt was the first map to introduce a power source, perk-a-colas, 2 spawn rooms, and a very scary experience to players.
The characters of the map are random marine(s) sent you rescue a German scientist. Turns out, he is nowhere to be seen, so you must fight against hordes of undead Nazi Soldiers, lusting for living flesh. This would also be the last appearance of marines as playable characters, since the next map introduced our four Ultimus characters (Nikolai, Takeo, Dempsey, and Richthofen) in Shi No Numa, which translates to “Sawp of Death” in Japanese.
There are 3 versions of Verrückt. The WaW version, The Black ops 1 version, and the Black ops 3 Remaster. There is rumored to be a Kino der Toten mixed with Verrückt map in Cold War, but it isn’t fully confirmed.

Dan: Verrückt is aight, I mean, not AS good as Der Riese, but it’s okay.
Omar: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?!? YOU PUT VERRÜCKT BELOW DER RIESE?!? *explodes*

by Fagimus February 25, 2021

Warzone

The worst battle royale ever. The game takes 17 Gigabytes for a fucking map update. The game is bigger than GTA V and the game is buggy as fuck! Since it’s made by Activision and they own Call of Duty, they milk the shit out of their little money maker, and they don’t give a flying fuck about the players that play the game! That’s only 1/3 of the whole deal. The people who play it develop anger issues, and they often end up of the floor crying because they raged and broke their 2000 dollar RGB keyboard because they died by an aimbotting loser. The game is just in general, dog shit. You miss a shot on Rebirth Island, well tough shit buddy, you’re getting boned by the circle. And if that doesn’t fuck yo ass up, the 3 teams sitting in the corner, jerking off until they see some poor bastard will. Next scenario, you’re playing Verdansk solos, and then you get beamed by a hacker from the other side of the map. And even if there isn’t a hacker, there’s some pussy using the stim glitch.
This game makes me want to die more!

Kevin: ayo wanna play some Warzone broski?
Jake: You’re not my friend if you play Warzone *walks away*

by Fagimus February 26, 2021