A person who can't help but find something wrong with every person, place or thing, and can't stop talking about it.
Guy #1: "While my buddy and his girlfriend were on vacation last December, he actually got the OK from her to hook up with three chicks that looked like they were from the Swedish Bikini Team."
Guy #2: "Oh man, I bet he brags about that all the time."
Guy #1: "Nope, all he's done ever since is gripe that there wasn't a brunette in the bunch. Nothing makes that guy happy. What a grypochondriac."
"I'm used to all the typos in the newspapers these days, but what
really irritates me is when I see a major grypo that neither the
editors nor the proofreaders caught! Whatever happened to correct grammar usage?"
overheard at a watercooler in a newspaper newsroom in Boston, January 23, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'