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"Gruv nigga"
"Lets Gruv"
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Gruv's Disease

A neurological condition in which a patient suffers sporadic outbursts of anger starting in one's middle age.

Sufferers are known to be calm throughout their lives and never get angry until some time in their 40s thru 60s. This all ends with an outburst of verbal anger, typically directed against those known to the patient, in which victims feel threatened.

After first outburst, a few years will typically pass until the next outburst. Intervals between outbursts will divide in half from then on, until patient becomes unmanageable and must be institutionalized.

There is no known cure or treatment for this condition.

Not inherited, but occurs in white and black people, mostly those of Slavic, Mediterranean, and African descent, and never in Asians or Native Americans.
My brother had to be put in a nursing home because he had Gruv's Disease.
by Bed time June 23, 2010
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Gruvner

The gruvner of all peoples. A posh combination of Governor and Bruv.
"Oi mate he looks like a bit of a gruvner!"

"Yeah mate he does a bit"
by Bean_man!1 January 1, 2022
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Gruving hell

The use of Gruvner to express severe grief and/or hatred. Can be used in conjunction with porbis or bruving nora.
"Gruving hell mate, i want to murder that cunt," exclaimed Pete

"yeah mate, what a porbis" replied Gregory
by Bean_man!1 June 5, 2022
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gruvia

Gruvia, a ship name between two characters in an Anime calledFairy Tail’, and the characters are Gray and Juvia.
I ship Gruvia because those two are made for eachother!
by Weirdgirl0218 February 20, 2018
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Gruving hell

The use of Gruvner to express severe grief, hatred or anguish. It is also interchangeable with Porbis and Bruving Nora.
"Gruving hell man that cunt has done it again!" shouted Gregory

"Blimey mate we need to sort this geezer out then!" exclaimed Balthasar
by Bean_man!1 June 9, 2022
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Gruvolution

The Gruvolution is a Gruvolutionary movement created on March 21, 2022 to spread the amaze-ness of our lord and savior Gru, who was prophesied to save us all.

It all began when one stated that a comment will be what saves millions of lives. That comment was Gru.

Now our leader, the Gruvians are intent on saving millions of lives by inducting people into the Gruvolution.

The Timezonie Grusaders are original members of the Gruvolution who exist in the same timezone. They enjoy stealing bread and breaking windowpanes together as they sing Gruvolutionary spinoffs of songs from Les Miserables and Phantom of the Opera.

“Viva La Gruvolution” means “long live the Gruvolution,” a cheer called out by loyal Grusaders who know in their hearts that the Gruvolution will go on and on for generations to come.

Les Gruserables, also known as Les Grus, is a Gruvolutionary spinoff of Les Mis (aka Les Miserables), an important part of the Gruvolution.

One of the official Gruvolutionary anthems of the Gruvolution is the Gruvolutionary spinoff of “Do You Hear The People Sing,” from Les Grus.

The “Gru vs Wu” war is not the first war of the Gruvolution, despite contrary false belief.

People who oppose Gru, or are part of Anti-Gru, are to be sacrificed in the sacrificial volcano.

The monthly Gruniversary occurs on the 21st day of every month as a celebration of our success and gruvolutionary-ness.

Definition created in April (whyisthistakingsolongtopublishlmao-)

VIVA LA GRUVOLUTION!!! <333
Person A: "What's the Gruvolution?"
Person B: "Dude, it's the best thing in the world! Remember, Gru will save millions of lives!"
Person A: *is saved by Gru* "Woah! He really will save us all!"
by lily_princess32 August 13, 2022
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