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the grunberg 

An uncoordinated style of walking involving a bobbling of the entire body and a greatly exaggerated step with the heel. Generally, the grunberg is a genetic condition and cannot be cured unless the person is carrying a large weight used to stabilize their body.
"That janitor cannot mop the floor efficiently because he is afflicted the grunberg."

"If he expects to run the mile in a decent amount of time, he should carry some weight in order to offset the grunberg."
the grunberg by theWHIPPINGboy February 13, 2005

the grunberg 

An uncoordinated style of walking involving a bobbling of the entire body and a greatly exaggerated step with the heel. Generally, the grunberg is a genetic condition and cannot be cured unless the afflicted person is carrying a large weight used to stabilize their body.
"That janitor cannot mop the floor efficiently because he is afflicted with the grunberg."

"If he expects to run the mile in a decent amount of time, he should carry some weight in order to offset the grunberg."
the grunberg by theWHIPPINGboy February 13, 2005

the grunberg 

A method of transportation involving large metal bowls, perhaps containing marijuana.
HAY! Give me some of that! I know you have the grunberg, but how could you smoke that much?
the grunberg by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Elliott gruenberg 

forever alone
"Do you know elliott gruenberg from blessthefall?"

"Is it the forever alone guy?"
The type of kid that's boss as fuck. He gets all the girls but he is really sensitive on the inside. He is a master at everything he does, and girls love him for it.
Yo, that kid must've been a grinberg, I saw him with two bitches by his side.
grinberg by AnalDestroyer69 November 7, 2013

Joy Gruenberg 

She's such a Joy Gruenberg
Joy Gruenberg by jgr1999 December 21, 2013