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A grullet is essentially, a greasy mullet. It may repulse, and is therefore to be used in a disgusted and/or frightened way.
uugh that guy's mullet is so greasy...I think that's what you call a grullet!
or
Holy s**t! I thought there was a monster on that guy's head...phew, it's only a grullet.
or
Not even white spirit could stop that grullet now, soon, that guy will BE a grullet!
Grullet by Jilbo Bagginz January 13, 2010
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Quite simply, a 'greasy mullet'. This is the state hair gets in when you don't wash it for a couple of days, stand in smoky pubs, eat a few too many kebabs and finally dip your head in a last nights chip fat. A Gomper will often be found with hair such as this.
Once again, after a few nights worth of burning the candle at both ends, James's hair resembled a grullet.
Grullet by Skewy December 11, 2003
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grandpa mullet
note: its often confused with drullet (dredlock mullet) so stay on your toes!
when i grow up i want to have a grullet and sit on my backporch and shoot rodents
grullet by TaciturnSally October 10, 2005

Dirty Gullet 

(n) - a mouth large enough to acommodate the girth of both cock and balls.
Blake slapped Helen when his right ball wouldn't fit in her inadequate dirty gullet.

She welcomed my swollen cock and hefty balls into her Dirty Gullet.
Dirty Gullet by Foster Thomas June 2, 2012
A person who speaks with an exaggerated drawl, particularly when ordering breakfast food at a restaurant.
Waiter: What can I get you today, miss?
Girl: I'll have the frainch toewwwwwst.
Friend: My God, can you be any more of a Gullett?
Gullett by Associate in Charge August 23, 2011

off your gullet 

Extremely intoxicated to the point of no return.

Your gullet is a funny word to describe your mouth, throat, and stomach region, hence an individual who is off their gullet may be projectile vomiting as a result of being so intoxicated
Frat guy: “Dude you gotta get up, your ride is here!”

Dude who is fighting for his life on the toilet: “I literally can’t guy, I’m off my gullet.”

His ride: “How much have you drank dude? You are off your gullet!”
off your gullet by STEG_WEG86 November 12, 2021

Guile! GULLET! 

A punch to the stomach or throat or mind. Trickery is used in this endeavor, however, the feeling is far too intense.
GUILE! The men came home their house. Everything is gone. GUILE!!!!!
The copy told the man to step out of the car. He clubbed him in the gullet and then in the stomach. GUILE! Gullet! took over.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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