grozzly bear 

Spooky bear with a nearly bald head who loves to do nasty stuff to anyone it sees as it grins with its cold eyes

"Oh my god I think I see a grozzly bear."
"Do you have your v card still."
"Then you just lost it"

grozzly bear by TheGrozzlyBear August 6, 2022

alabama grizzly bear 

When you shave off all your pubes and put them under your pillow; later, while your having sex, you pull out and go on their face. Then you grab them by their hair, lift up your pillow and slam their face into the pubes. They come up growling because they're pissed off and have pubes all over their face.

"She really pissed me off yesterday, so I gave her an alabama grizzly bear"

alabama grizzly bear by flip ohoolihan May 11, 2014

grizzly bear

One B.A.M.F. of a bear. Unlike it's relative the brown bear, this beast will kick the ever loving shit out of YOU. Seriously, these things are huge mother fuckers, and could kick Mr. T's ass. If you encounter a grizzly, don't run; They're faster. Don't try to climb a tree; They're faster. Don't hide; They're smarter. And they can see through walls. And trees. They grizzly was once very similar to the brown bear, but while the brown bear decided to go on its pussy bitch ways, the grizzly decided to break anything that tried fucking with it, from small children to garbadge trucks. Over time, this case of serious bad assery allowed the grizzly to evolve and level up, allowing him to gain new abilities, skils and powers. Once the grizzly reaches a new level (which should be within the next year if it continues its grinding patterns), it will gain the LAZER eye ability, poplarized by the great eagle of Anubarak. Needles to say, once the grizzly reaches level 527, we're all pretty much fucked. Running a simulation to detrermine the average experience per annum devided by the increasing level requirement, we can predict the grizzly will rule the world by mid-to-late 22 century. The only option and chance of survival if a grizzly is encountered on your travels is to seranade it by speaking kindly and softy (and possibly making slight innuendo implications), and praying not only to your god, but to every god you know of that the monster before you takes pitty on your pathetic attempt to beg for your life, and decides your tough meat might infect its young and you're too feeble for it to simply club to death with its massive, yet somehow gentle claws. That, or if you have a gun. A fucking huge gun. Oh, and in the case of a zombie invasion, if there are zombie grizzlys, the world is FUCKED. Straight up. That is, if the grizzly can get infected. That means the zombies would have to get close enough to the bear to bite it. And that's just plain not going to happen. Rest easy young ones, rest easy. For now.

Joe: OMFG Bob, that's a Grizzly Bear!

*In a matter of seconds, due to the lack of response from Bob, Joe will realise Bob ran upon seeing the bear and neglected to tell Joe out of pure fear and as to give him a better chance of escaping. Joe dies within 0.02 seconds of this realisation, and despite his obvious advantage, Bob is hunted and killed within 0.04 seconds. You see, when your chance of escape is 0%, it doesn't matter how much you multiply it by, you're still fucked.*

grizzly bear by Mister Moo August 5, 2007

tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear 

A phrase meaning really powerful and fast, especially relating to old muscle cars, and only used by white dudes from Florida.

Don't let the rust fool you, that ol' El Camino 'll tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear.

tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear by ka-chan April 12, 2012

Grizzly Bear Attack 

After a night of excessive drinking away from home, a Grizzly Bear Attack occurs when you black out your walk home and wake up covered in scratches, cuts, bruises, etc. with no reasonable explanation. You often lose your wallet or pants in a Grizzly Bear Attack.

Jeff: Dude, I feel like shit! I'm so sore!

Joe: What happened last night?

Jeff: I have no idea, must have been a Grizzly Bear Attack on my walk home

Grizzly Bear Attack by Jeff & Joe April 5, 2007

grizzly bear

When a guy shaves his pubic hair and hides them under a pillow, then while receiving felatio, he pulls out, ejaculates in her face, and pushes her face into the pile of pubes. When she comes up, she will be covered in pubes, giving the appearance of a grizzly bear, then (understandably angry) wil make noise that make her sound like a grizzly as well *Grrrrr*

"I gave this girl a grizzly bear, damn was she pissed"

grizzly bear by Nick and Brian August 22, 2006

Grizzly Bear Style 

V: the rawest form of sexual intercourse. Usually performed without the uses of lubricants and contraceptives. No body parts or orafices are shaven.

"Yeah dude, I did her grizzly bear style in the ass last night."

Grizzly Bear Style by B Money March 1, 2004