When a person learns to stop
Playing videogames (especially with
Nintendo)
Being a follower (get a unique persona)
Wasting their
time on Facebook (Facebook is boring, you no life)
Acting ghetto (includes dressing ghetto and speaking ghetto)
Saying
words like "dude", "nigga", "noob", etc. (believe me most
people I know who use these words are unsuccessful in life)
Making their
parents mad (learn to respect your parents)
Being a fucking asshole (stop making
people upset)
Fantasizing about their relatives (you know you thought dirty about a relative, stop lying)
Being patriotic (if you think this country is the best in the world, you probably never traveled to other countries)
Eating kiddie food (ravioli,grilled cheese with American cheese,etc. )
Waking up late (the more early you show up, the more money you earn)
Sharing things like clothes, shoes, cosmetics, etc. brothers/sisters (buy your own shit)
Using a cheap phone (get a fucking smartphone/android)
Caring about gossip (shut the fuck up and mind your own buisness)
Talkin lik dis(are you retarded or something?)
Dressing like a fruitcake (fucking weird)
Eating fast food (you know the
people who like
McDonalds right?)
Stop being one of the "popular" kids (most "popular" kids usually end up being losers)
Being
lazy (self explanatory)
Getting acne breakouts (get Proactiv already)
Taking a bath (only take baths when you´re with someone else)
Being a pussy (get some confidence)
etc.
Bob: What the
fuck happened to J? He doesn´t want to play videogames anymore!
Mr. Mann(teacher): He´s growing up. I could see him getting a mansion,
beautiful wife, being successful for the rest of his life, and passing it down to his kids. You should look up to him.
Bob: Cool story
bro, I´ll ask him on Facebook
Mr.Mann: He told me he deleted his Facebook
Bob: Shit he did! I guess he IS growing up...