When a person learns to stop
Playing videogames (especially with Nintendo)
Being a follower (get a unique persona)
Wasting their time on
Facebook (
Facebook is boring, you no
life)
Acting ghetto (includes dressing ghetto and speaking ghetto)
Saying words like "dude", "nigga", "noob", etc. (believe me most people I know who use these words are unsuccessful in
life)
Making their parents mad (learn to respect your parents)
Being a fucking asshole (stop making people upset)
Fantasizing about their relatives (you know you thought dirty about a relative, stop lying)
Being patriotic (if you think this country is the best in the world, you probably never traveled to other countries)
Eating kiddie
food (ravioli,grilled cheese with American cheese,etc. )
Waking up late (the more early you show up, the more
money you earn)
Sharing things like clothes, shoes, cosmetics, etc. brothers/sisters (buy your own shit)
Using a cheap phone (get a fucking smartphone/android)
Caring about gossip (shut the fuck up and mind your own buisness)
Talkin lik
dis(are you
retarded or something?)
Dressing like a fruitcake (fucking
weird)
Eating fast
food (you know the people who like McDonalds right?)
Stop being one of the "popular" kids (most "popular" kids usually end up being losers)
Being lazy (self explanatory)
Getting acne breakouts (get Proactiv already)
Taking a bath (only take baths when you´re with someone else)
Being a pussy (get some confidence)
etc.
Bob: What the fuck happened to J? He doesn´t want to play videogames anymore!
Mr. Mann(teacher): He´s growing up. I could see him getting a mansion, beautiful wife, being successful for the rest of his
life, and passing it down to his kids. You should look up to him.
Bob: Cool story
bro, I´ll ask him on
FacebookMr.Mann: He told me he deleted his Facebook
Bob: Shit he did! I guess he IS growing up...